KFTC: Budweiser

And how is Anheuser-Busch lowering the per-beer calorie count? Easy! It is putting less beer inside each can.
 

Once Upon a Jackalcation

Well these jackals had quite a little adventure in the VA hills. Climbing a waterfall, rescuing our little friend L.O., vomiting the contents of a children's swimming pool. That shit was pretty awesome. We jackals surely represented, shit I saw bhmf eat at least two worms or some shit he found under a rock. I'll tell you this man, don't change the lock combo, if shit hits the fan, I'm heading your way. Hoooowwwwlllll!!!!

Do Ya Thang: Hokies?

Alright, alright. Settle down. Love me some alternative energy.

BMR & RTB (April 12-13-14)

.....................Boogers Mc Rib!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ......................Sorry, had to do it!!!!!! Lol!!!!!!!!! .........In case I be repeating -----> April 12-13-14 ------> Make it happen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And yeah in case u was curious, I've done that barefoot firewalk before -----> Not with you Jackals, but I've done it -----> The Scar on my Foot (not shoulder mine you) will prove it! Just releasing the info, do with it what you will........................

Charmcity Champs

LOTD: Sara Volz

”I sleep on my algae’s light cycle.”

Keeping It Jackal: Arcangelo Bianco Jr.

According to charging documents, the deer ran around a corner of the store, and Bianco hopped out of his truck, gun in hand, and “began firing multiple rounds at the deer.”

Anubis' Will Be Done: BMR's goin' bald

Well shit, Sheriff. It's been a roller coaster over the past two weeks or so, swinging violently from "Shit, my hair's falling out!" to "nah Jackal, I'm straight. At least a few more years." It seemed like I couldn't get a straight answer. I'm looking pretty fucked at this point. All the 'danger zones' are afflicted. I've seen a similar pattern on the Jackal BallDeep's melon. It's upsetting, but I'm not about to go cryin' like a bitch. But seriously, it be fuckin' wit' a ninja.

KFTC: The Federal Reserve

Good news! Everyone claiming doom and gloom in the economic news can suck it. Ben Bernanke is on the case. 

"At this point, we're not seeing a major risk to the U.S. financial system or the U.S. economy." 

Rest assured, the Fed will wait until shit hits the fan to assess risk.

Selling the Farm: Baltimore Ravens

What a difference a month makes. #81 spent all of December and January killing Broncos, Patriots and 49ers, and now he's heading to San Francisco. I remember crapping my pants last year when Jarret Johnson, Cory Redding, one Tom "JOTD" Zbikowski, Todd Heap a few years ago, salary caps be a bitch. Good thing Pittsburgh is totally fucked.