GCOTD: Wikipedia

Did you know Wikipedia is trying to make this guy disappear? Have you ever read anything about him, bhmf?

ESPN Sucks

Someone tell me why this fat fuck gets any job, much less a job on a sports network. Not only is he a gigantic fat ass, with no athletic experience or expertise, he is not funny. This reminds me of a microcosm of American politics. The fact that he can and does helps me understand how Mitt Romney is remotely a possibility for the next president of the United States of America.

Keeping It Jackal: Buck Showalter

"Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." - Vincent van Gogh

Once upon a time the New York Yankees were in need of a manager. They thought Buck would come back to their ass castle for an insane amount of money just like every other douchebag they buy a set of pinstripes for. Little did they know they were dealing with a man of integrity and hard work, the cornerstones of any successful franchise. They wanted more of the same, Buck was hoping for a challenge. Enter the Woerioles, Major League Baseball's retarded, red-headed, pimple/freckle-faced fat kid in the cellar. After failing to reach the 70-win plateau a season ago and 15 years below .500, the bad birds of Baltimore are bound for the Bronx in a series tied at a game a piece. Showalter has yet to flinch. This improbable turn of events is probably exactly what he envisioned in his big beautiful brain. Let me get some magic, hon.

The Den is mighty quiet....

......has the Jackal once known as Boogers McRib gone clone???????

???Questions you must ask???

How come it still snows and gets cold if Global warming is true?

This picture was taken this morning. Seven inches of Mother Natures pure white cocaine. BHMF says bring it on. BHMF loves snow. BHMF doesn't pray, except perhaps when it comes to the weather. He prays to the weather gods. And George Carlin's Sun God is the supreme being in that aspect. He is God almighty, and don't you forget it.

Keeping It Jackal: Baltimore Ravens

If you like sports stories, Sunday night's game against Queen Brady's(28-41, 335 yds 1 TD) Patriots had a ton of them. Joe Flacco was 28 of 39 for 382 yds and 3 TDs. Torrey Smith, who lost his little brother Saturday, caught 6 balls for 127 yds and 2 TDs. Down two scores with four minutes to go and come out on top. This is my football team. Here's hoping these jackals get some hardware, because they already play like champions. It's time.

Friday Hotties: The Akra Twins

This whole post needs a disclaimer that I really don't like anything about the Washington Nationals. I'm talking logo, stadium, fans, the NL itself, the works, everything about it is GAF. That said, Kristina Akra is definitely my favorite thing and in fact the only thing that brings me any sort of enjoyment. It should be noted that her twin sister is arguably hotter than she is. Suffice to say, it must have really sucked for their dad when they blossomed into righteous sideline sports reporters. Holy crap, watch out for foul balls. Here's hoping Kristina can get a real job instead of peddling some bullshit on Peter Angelos' shit network.

Jesus Was Gettin' Some

Professor Karen L. King is one busted bitch. She might be married, but if she is, you best believe her husband doesn't show her the cable bill and probably deletes a fair amount of internet history. But Prof. King does know some shit about history. This jackal's question is why would the church want anyone to think Jesus was celibate? Why wouldn't they include the stories of a female disciple? Women are fucking awesome. Right?

Friday Hottie: Rosanna Davison

All the way, half way, BMR would not let this lassie out of his sights. Good work, Ireland!

I would totally be down to post more photos, but a lot of them have nipples a blazing, like this one...

KFTC: Ben Bernanke

“If the outlook for the labor market does not improve substantially..."

Ha! Contemplatin' the mothafuckin' ifs. KFTC.