Florida is Hilarious

I can't get enough of these dumb rednecks. This guy's name is Dale. Apparently, he's freaking out the squares with his drinking problem.

"They say 52-year-old Dale McDaniel has chased neighbors down with a chainsaw and even assaulted a disabled man confined to a wheelchair by slapping him in the face with a fish."

Wailing Souls= Sublime Roots

Yes, DPA's have been consumed. Yes, Sublime videos be watched on utizzle. So, OBD is ready to drop a lil Sublime knowledge. Sublime's "Pawnshop" is a cover of the Wailing Souls' (note the appropriate apostrophe action) (busting some alliteration in this bitch as well) "War deh the john shop", which I have screened, but I like their mashup of the original with a lil bit of Sublime (mainly just changing john shop (don't axe me wtf that crazy jamaican shit is) to pawn shop). ,

RTB Presents- Awesome Shit to do on your weekends when football isnt on/your not married (anymore)

Racing circ saws and grinders. Give up your balls if you dont respect the awesomeness.

Friday Hottie: Tamara Guenthner

Jackal Invention: Gator Chicken

Whoa, easy there evolutionary biology! Y'all are pushing it, but as the title of the post indicates, it's kinda JAF.

Best new web series.

I am buying a boat next year. Most likely a sailboat, but I can probably get at least as hot a chick with half the accent that she has. I will supply the redneckness/and or find a weird semi-indian looking ugly motherfucker to do it for me, and clean the fish. Or the half-accent girl can clean it. Gar taste like shit. Catfish are good.

Seriously, anybody down for a tuna trip ($$$) or at least a rockfish trip ($)?

bhmf, can I stay at your place?

So, I'm not about to proclaim billhicksmostfunnydamus quite yet, but what say you jackals to this?

And the gay clone of the day.......

............award goes to................................drumroll please..........................this douchebag.

Insert Nelson from the Simpsons laugh here.

KFTC: Reatlity TV

I'm sure some shithead is excited that this will bring ratings.

Baboons Ninja! (plus a few Komodo Dragons for good measure)

Check out the 2nd one especially, the baboon goes apeshit (baboonshit) on those flamingos! Why is not at least a semipro or even an arena football team named The Baboons?