WTF?: Peepers

Hey hot chicks, beware...

"However, between Tuesday night — when a report about the episode appeared on Bay News 9 — and Wednesday morning when detectives returned, some of the electronic equipment was removed, said sheriff's spokesman Larry McKinnon.

The women didn't answer their door Wednesday, but in an interview Tuesday with Bay News 9 said their landlord has a key to the apartment."

Gay Clone Establishment: "Case of the Mondays"

Actually, I'm on my way into work, first day of the graveyard shift, so I can't really relate to this finding. I'm learning a whole new skill with new people at a new office in a shitty new corner of the Destruct of Cloneumbia, but I'm gonna make it do what it do. There's a Chipotle across the street that I've been thinking about for quite some time. RustyT., what are our chances of endorsing the Den? Get some sponsorship on a bitch, 'knah I'm sayin', brah?

Rough Day at the Office

Altered Beast

Yo, check this shit out. Hello? Haven't you ever seen 'The Fly'? Manimals are bad news man. Nothing good ever comes of them. Think about 'Metamorphosis', right? Didn't that dude turn into a caterpillar?

I was pretty blown away when I saw this dude on the cover of the Washington Post and subsequent guest on the Daily Show. This century is gonna be fuckin' nuts.

Friday Hottie: Shakira

Ron Paul: "I Smoke Crack Ninjas"

Ron Paul states the obvious again. Does anyone listen uh probably not.

Ron Paul: "We Will Default Because The Debt Is Unsustainable"

Ron Paul: "We Will Default Because The Debt Is Unsustainable"

A 2 The K

I know Cypress wrote this shit just for me.

Just in case any of you shitknockers out in Jackal Land were wondering, one BHMF made it back home safely.

4,317 hard earned miles, one trailer tire blew out 3000 miles into the trip while going 70 mph down the highway, but I heard it blow so I slowed down before things went astray. Had to wait 4 hours in Whitehorse to get another spare which sucked, but all in all just making it home in one piece feels like quite an accomplishment.

Our driveway is a fucking mess though, had a lot of rain while we were away which makes things awful muddy. Was hoping the road was dry, but no luck there. Drove the pickup down the road to unload things and almost got stuck in like three different places. Thus is life in the swamplands of Glennallen. Ah Home sweet Home...........

My ultimate fear.

http://gawker.com/5821879/sausage-factory-worker-falls-into-meat-grinder?popular=true

Heard about another guy working at Bethlehem Steel who fell in a vat of acid. His buddies pulled him out, but he told them he swallowed some, and ending up dying a few hours later.

Get out the way bitch