Do As I Say...: David Schubert

Tisk tisk, Mr. Schubert.

Karma Is A Bitch: Matt Cooke

Well maybe some more inconsistency and line up changes are what the Penguins need heading into a playoff run. One thing is certain, Cooke's reputation as a head hunter and a dirty player has caught up with him. I guess you don't get the same favorable calls when Sadney doesn't lace up the blades.

JOTD: Fred Mack

This cracka is keeping it jackal. 


"Mack, who doesn’t have any children, out-lived two wives."

Where the fuck has all the oil gone????

What the Fuck??? Alaska be needing more oil flow yo.

What is up with dat shit???

I would like to sit and watch while this douche "encourages lawmakers to do whatever they could "to get me more oil."

Friday Hottie: Choose Your Own

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or

Ingrid Vandenbosch

Jackal Origins: BMR

Repost: Deservedly So

JOTD: Tommy Z

While this dude has some boxing ability, he has one of the worst boxing names ever. Your ol' pal Boogers don't mind as long as fools go to sleep and I never have to go to SE DC, more specifically the Ugly Mug, on a Saturday night ever again. Let's hear it for this jackal getting paid, even though the NFL is acting like a bitch. This knockout was one of the weirdest I've ever seen.

Apple Doesn't Fall Far From the Tree: Bobbi Kristina Brown

Friday Hottie: Monika Pietrainska

DISCLAIMER: This post is truly humbling for me. Not one picture exists of this woman that isn't ridiculously hot. It's kind of like she was always meant to be a Friday Hottie. I'm sure she'd be very honored and everything, but BMR is serious with the R&R on some Friday Hotties. I cannot fathom how freaking hot this woman is. If you lose the will to live after viewing this collection of photographs, the Jackals Den is in no way responsible for your actions.