Friday Hottie: Vanessa Marcil

Last I checked, it's fuckin' Friday. Last Friday was New Year's Eve, but that's no excuse. I promise to not sleep on Friday Hotties ever again. Happy to you, Jackals. Fuck yo shit.

This lucky little fucker's gonna kick his own balls when he grows up...

If You Gotta Go...

...you might as well go out in style.

Frank: A good cop - needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums.
Ed: That's no way for a man to die.
Frank: No... you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!
Wilma Nordberg: [cries] Oh... Frank. This is terrible!
Ed: Don't you worry, Wilma. Your husband is going to be alright. Don't you worry about anything. Just think positive. Never let a doubt enter your mind.
Frank: He's right, Wilma. But I wouldn't wait until the last minute to fill out those organ donor cards.
[Wilma cries again]
Ed: What I'm trying to say is that, Wilma, as soon as Nordberg is better, he's welcome back at Police Squad.
Frank: ...Unless he's a drooling vegetable. But I think that's only common sense.
[Wilma cries again]

R.I.P.: Land of the Free

We're fucked.

Right now, it's just Miami/Dade County, but I'm sure this gay clone invention's services can be enlisted for a modest rental fee. Don't fret, some of your data will eventually be funneled through here and that's not good either.

Hot Sizzle

Funny Shit: Ovie on ESPN

Mancation 2011: Mancation Unplugged

Jackals, wise frum your gwabe. Y'all been skrimptastic, sleepy ass jackals. You just had a week or more to jackalize yourselves for a new calendar year and if you used all of that time to get awesome, you're on the right track.

So check it, BD2 is multiplying exponentially up in the Garden State. He's had to keep his jackalness to a low howl and that takes a toll on a ninja. Rusty T. Bonez played host to some jackals and that was some real shit, although Head decided he was a little too cool for school. Shote Sleeves, good lookin' out. Way to rep South Cakalacky fo' a jackal. For being nearly silent, Rusty's boy Lucas keeps it kind of jackal. Then there was billhicksmostfunny, whew. That cracka done drove a fucking continent to represent. "How long did it take you, billhicksmostfunny?" bhmf replied, "'bout 3 or 4 days." 3 or 4 days?!? What the fuck? Who drives for days on end? That's a crazy cracka.

So, bhmf, feel free to offer up your digs as the site where we praise Anubis for all of his greatness and soil our livers with liters of booze and feast upon pounds of scorched animal flesh. We shall hike and howl and burn a great many things, possibly for walking over.


I have rambled in great detail, but it was BD2 that made this most excellent of calls. This spring, we mancation. Not to the 'Mortal Kombat'-laden bosom of the Black Bear Chalet, but into the sweet, warm folds of nature's ham wallet. BD2 has called for the jackals to convene in the forests of Appalachia. HOOOOWWWWLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keeping It Jackal: Ron Franklin

Damn it all to hell! There's too many bowl games, leading to too much airtime for ESPN, leading to funny as fuck things like this happening and a jackal has to read them instead of hear them for his fucking self.

GCOTC: Kevin Anderson

Fuck you Kevin Anderson. Fuck you very much.

Randy fucking Edsall?

Are you fuckiking kidding me?!?!?!?!

Let's go to the videotape...

Randy Edsall - 74-70 and 22-26 in the shitty Big East.

Ralph Friedgen - 75-50 and 43-37 in the better ACC.

Mike Leach - 84-43 and 47-33 in the better than both Big 12.

JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST WAS THIS AN EASY DECISION TO MAKE. DON'T HIRE THE SHITTIEST COACH OF THE THREE ABOVE. HIRE THE COACH (MIKE LEACH) THAT IS BOYS WITH KEVIN PLANK THE UNIVERSITYS MOST INFLUENTIAL AND GENEROUS DONOR. THE GUY WHO CAN MAKE MD THE OREGON OF THE EAST. WHO DOES THE COCKSMOKER HIRE?

RANDY FUCKING EDSALL?!?!?!?!?!?!

I have season tickets to basketball and I'm listening to nothing but DMX this month... sombodies about to get got. Voicemail and me are gonna ride on this Ninja come Tuesday and he's gonna feel the fucking pain. Die slow mother fucker!!!

Want to like new...Dre but...too......much........wackness

So many posts to read, so little time. Happy New Year Jackals. I know I got some work to do to get caught up. Been to long as always. I see a lot of "0 Comments" always a bad thing. Was there camel toe a few weeks back for the Friday hottie?

The Den is really .

God bless the den. 2011 go asleep.

PS Go Caps

PP-PS Crosby's voice makes William H. Macy seem manly.

PPS Akon and everyone else is pop music eats penis willingly and enjoys it a lot. (Tico speak...baleeeve it)

PPP*PS Miss you fuckers

Happy New Year Jackals

Uh oh... The new Dre is coming out this year... Clones are about to get put to sleep...