KFTC: Global Warming Skeptics

I don't think any global warming skeptics clone it up in the Den, but shouldn't NASA be credible enough as a source?

GCOTD: Shaun Smith

Can any jackal step forward and let me know how this is even possible in the NFL? Cheap shots are straight clone to begin with, but cheap shots involving male reproductive organs are tops on the list of gay clone behavior. This guy needs a trip to Cafe Paree to get the old Voicemail treatment. Or maybe Club Supersexxxe...

WTF?: Polygamy

Christine, who's about to give birth to her sixth child, never had any interest at all in being an only wife, or even a second wife. The third wife is emotionally the easiest, she says, adding that during her teen years, "I wanted the sister wives more than the husband."

I hate reality TV so much. This is like trying to look away from a twenty five car pile up. These people are crazy as fuck. What the fuck?

Try This At Home

Shote Sleeves, is that you?

Friday Hottie: Marisa Miller

Check Yo' Self: NFL

On April 26, 21-year-old Thomas killed himself — suddenly, impulsively, his family said. According to reports, Thomas didn't leave a note. He was found with his cell phone still in his pocket. His parents agreed to let researchers at Boston University study Thomas' brain.

"His brain showed what I would call early onset chronic traumatic encephalopathy," Dr. Robert Cantu, one of the directors at the BU research center, said afterward.

And there was this. And again this week. We judge the hell out of Ben Roethlisberger for his decision making, but he's had numerous documented concussions himself.

I was chillin' at the OJD watching opening weekend NFL and I saw this and a few other instances that made me sick to my stomach and wondering how I would feel if these guys were Ravens. Dawan Landry had a spinal concussion or something two seasons ago and I did tear up and almost threw up.

Shit ain't no joke. I want to go to and win a Super Bowl, but we need to check them boys before they get wrecked.

18-game season, GO THE FUCK ASLEEP!

Den Gon' Soff

"After a great big 'Thank You' in squirrel language."

JsOTD: SS & Myself

Self nomination time. No, we didn't take out a 5-year CD, but I dare say that we were at our ball-busting best yesterday.* It was like old times:

...It's 1998 and Head is at his house on a random weekday night. The phone rings...

[Shote Sleeves] Hey Head, can you teach me physics tonight?
[Head] Sure...

[ScarShoulders] Hey Head, what are you up to tonight?
[Head] I dunno...I think Shote Sleeves is coming over and wants me to teach him physics or something. You wanna come over?
[ScarShoulders] Sweet, sure!

...ScarShoulders is already there when ShoteSleeves arrives at Head's house...

[Shote Sleeves] Wait...what is ScarShoulders doing here? I thought you were going to teach me physics?

...30 minutes of hilarity ensues...

[Shote Sleeves] Fuck you guys, I hate you. I'm going home!

[Head/ScarShoulders] Wow, that was awesome. Want to watch some football or something?

Good Times.

*BMR, you still my Jackal - you be holding this place up almost all by your lonesome...

For all my real live 1997 OJs. Love ya'll ninjas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtube_gdata_player&v=W69SSLfRJho

JOTD: Walter Breuning, 114 year-old Jackal

Walter Breuning was a century old when he walked into a downtown Great Falls bank in the mid-1990s to take advantage of a promotion.

Five-year certificates of deposit were being offered at a special rate, and Breuning wanted to take advantage of the deal, according to former Great Falls resident Gavin Seeberger, now of Portland, Ore. His father is former Great Falls banker John Seeberger, a onetime Great Falls school board chairman.

The elder Seeberger and another bank representative politely told Breuning he might want to consider a two-year certificate of deposit instead.

"Mr. Breuning firmly declined and insisted on a five-year CD, saying that he would be there to collect it in person at maturity," Gavin Seeberger said.