SS Don't Know Shit About Totalitarian Regimes

SS, what the fuck is this?

JOTD: Ed Reed

This is a bad man. Get back soon, Jackal.

In other news, this is fuckin' hilarious:

Jackal Memories of my childhood: Casey Jones

T.U.R.T.L.E. POWER

Get to work McRib!

Facebook update from 15 minutes ago: Mrs SS - ok, i know a lot of insensitive people, i am even friends with a few...but there is a guy outside our building with a sign that says "James Lee was Right" -- seriously?!?

I think McRib Booginator needs to walk down the street with a baseball bat and handle his BIZNESS! Get that promotion son. Gun that clone!

JOTD: Prof. Michael Strano

This sounds like a pretty good way to find an American industry. BMR has been calling for this for a long fuckin' time. KFTC, Strano. You beautiful bastard.

Have You Seen?

It's midterm election season and dude ain't said peep about it. Virginia Tech played a high profile football game in prime tizzy. Nothin'. Where you at, Head?

Welcome Back: NFL

I feel like a bear waking from a deep hibernation. I am sad to see the lazy summer in the rear view, but I'm starting to think summer is for clones. I know there's nothing jackal about going to the beach. Lemonade tastes good, but you have to spike it to make it jackal. Women scantily clad is probably the best part of summer, but BMR will continue to bring you the Friday Hottie, so you got that going for you.

As far as what BMR has going for himself, well it's a Monday Night opener and it's a doozy. His Ravens are heading into hostile ass territory. Rex Ryan, undisputed jackal, will be fired up for this game and he has a way of firing up his players. Two of which don't need to be any more excited for revenge. Keep in mind Adalius Thomas, an undrafted free agent whom the Ravens, Ryan himself, molded into a fierce defender, left the Ravens to go get paid and pretty much fell off the face of the NFL earth. Bart Scott, basically the same exact situation three years later. Two guys that want to be Ravens more than they care to admit. Their secondary may be able to shut down the "big play", but there will be much more to keep an eye on in this one. 

  

Let a jackal state for the record, growing up in Maryland developed a healthy respect for this game.  

JOTD: Adrian Moten

This is the most ridiculous football play I have ever seen. Well done Mr Moten, well done indeed. (slow clap)

Friday Hottie: Emily Scott

Deja Vu: America's Crack-Style Addiction To Oil

Shoot me in the fucking face. This reminds me of Jared Leto spiking his rotting arm (1:40 if you're so inclined) in 'Requiem for a Dream.'