World Cup Preview!!

Africa is funny as fuck...

Please fix this Obama...for the love of everything Jackal

"Junkshot" - failed (but hilarious name)
"top kill" - failed
"top hat" - failed (fucking Brits...clone ass name)
"cut" and "cap" - failed
Tony CEO GCOTCentury "I want my life back" - major failure KFTC
'Merica - failed
BP "bullshit" "deceive" "flatout lie to everyone" - raving success

For fuck's sake. And this is the best our gubment can muster "Clean this mess up or else we will be really really angry and stuff." 50 days later. Really? We have tanks and shit. Come on Obama, didn't dubya teach you anything? We can just start wars whenever we want. US vs. BP we are bound to win. It is like Persian Gulf I. Braveheart those muthafuckas! FREEEDOOOMM!

Kick anyone's ass please. I'll help.

Shit, find someone to pay me my salary and I'll go down and start cleaning right now. Just fix this shit.

PS we are all addicted to oil and this is all of our faults. (cell phones, plastics, cars, computers, electricity, yada yada yada - all rely on oil production) I am well aware of this and that is what is killing me the most I think. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go send a text message will driving my massive SUV, and drinking out of a plastic water bottle to get a block down the street.

Don't go spending my money BD2...

Don't try and forget about this bet. I'm holding you to it and you're screwed.



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You're done son!

All eyes on DC

Jealous?

Apocalypse How: Hamas is Gettin' Upset!

Holy shit, the voiceover is so annoying and I'm sorry. Suffice it to say, Hamas isn't thrilled with our foreign policy. Maybe Barack can take the team of oil well pluggers and ask them to invent a time machine, so we can go back and not invade Iraq. G Dubs, thanks a fuckin' whole lot.

Lynx of the Day: Helen Thomas

So, even the head of The Israel Project seems to think a change of course would be beneficial for all pro-Israel groups. I know a White House representative has to be more politically correct, but I think she just said out loud what everyone else is thinking. "Holy land" is not worth WWIII. Jackal thoughts?

WTF? Extraterrestrials

Are you fucking kidding me?

JOTD: Ball Deep

Ball Deep, for his countless contributions to jackalhood and his philanthropic pursuit of getting awesome. Today we salute BD2x for taking his first steps to bustin' out of NJ. Wish a ninja luck!

GCOTD? Or JOTD? Vodka Eyeballers

Have you ever seen something so bizarre, both so hardcore and so mind-numbingly idiotic, that you can't decide if it's Jackal of the Day material or Gay Clone of the Day material? No? Well then I nominate the participants in what's being called "vodka eyeballing":



Yes, that's right - pouring vodka into your eyeball. So: Jackal? Or clone? Discuss.

And just for fun, here's a toddler smoking:


EMBED-Ardi Rizal - The real SMOKING BABY !! - Watch more free videos

'Til the Beak Falls Off: Korean Peninsula

Protect ya neck.