Jackal Juxtaposition: Transformers+G.I. Joe=Awesoeme

I'm not even going to pretend I was old enough to appreciate the jackalness of these two cartoons, but even I know that this channel is doing wonderful things by putting them back on the air, back to back, in a late-night time slot. 10.10.10. Ba-leeve it.

P.S. How gay is this?

WTF?: Alabama

WTF?

GCOTD: Brit Hume and FOX News

Wow really? You are really this stupid, huh?



What the fuck are you assholes talking about??!?!?!

Apparently you have to watch news from other countries to see what is really going on:


BMR, I wonder what India is like this time of year? Maybe we should consider exile there. The Beatles seemed to dig it.

Friday Hottie 5 days early: Nicole Schrizzzingersomethingsomething

Your boy BallDEEP was just flipping through the channels and happened to cross paths with Dancing with the Stars. GAF I know. I could care less..."BD2 Dancing with the stars is GAF, you're GAF, blah blah blah" Fuck you I dont care. This Nicole Shsfhhdahadkfh girl is hot as shit I couldn't turn it off. Well played indeed young lady.

UEPOTD(Unfortunate ESPN.com Photo of the Day: Amare Stoudemire

Lynx of the Day: Miss Oklahoma

Oh, what a baited firestorm of a question posed by none other than Oscar Nunez(sorry I have no squiggle to put over your 'n', Oscar, it's not a racial thing). This chick had an opinion and didn't waiver when people started booing and whatnot. I didn't post to start an immigration discussion, I just want to call jackaldom when I see it. KFTC, whoever wrote that stupid fucking question for a beauty pageant. This post would have a lot more credibility if the chick didn't look like a smoothed out Joan Rivers.

GCOTD:Steve King (Iowa-R)

"I can tell you for a fact, he gets elected because of the very large immigrant population in Sioux City. Mostly cities are liberal. You get lots of people together and they usually find common ground. Not Sioux City. Between the Mexicans, Vietnamese, Laotian and others, the white population has gotten crazy Conservative. Seriously batshit crazy Conservative. If the so-called minorities in Sioux City registered to vote and actually did it, no way this assclown King gets elected."

Sex toys disguised as Exercise machines

I think this may be the best infomercial ever.

BallDeep Is About To Be Fired the Fuck Up: Wall Street sequel

I wasn't crazy about the first one, but it did provide this gem. BD2x on the other hand, he reps the movie Wall Street like Rusty T. reps Alex Jones. However, when you move to NYC(ahem or Jersey) and you're fed to the "financial services" industry, it's pretty much required viewing. As for sequels, fuck it, I 'm not going into sequels, but Shia LaBeouf is a clone ass motherfucker. The fact that his last name is any kind of French really counts against him, but the name Shia sounds like a house cat. Hey LaBeouf family, KFTC.

Jackal Movie of the Day: Machete(unreleased)

This movie looks jackal as fuck. What's really hilarious is ultra conservatives think it's going to cause Mexican Americans to mount an offensive of civil unrest in the wake of Arizona's recent legislation. I haven't watched the Alex Jones YouTube video yet, but I plan on doing so on a portable device as I repel down the side of his house with a machete to kill him while he sleeps. This cast is ridiculous, it includes Don Johnson. I didn't even think that guy was still alive, but Rodriguez is taking one from Tarantino's book and resurrecting an 80s legend to modern day glory. DeNiro, Alba(yum), this crazy Mexican guy with a bunch of scars and jackal looking stuff, some other hot chick whose last name is Rodriguez(check for citizenship), watch the trailer, it's fucking hilarious. Alex Jones, get a good meal tonight. You're a dead man.