Jackal Movie of the Day: Machete(unreleased)

This movie looks jackal as fuck. What's really hilarious is ultra conservatives think it's going to cause Mexican Americans to mount an offensive of civil unrest in the wake of Arizona's recent legislation. I haven't watched the Alex Jones YouTube video yet, but I plan on doing so on a portable device as I repel down the side of his house with a machete to kill him while he sleeps. This cast is ridiculous, it includes Don Johnson. I didn't even think that guy was still alive, but Rodriguez is taking one from Tarantino's book and resurrecting an 80s legend to modern day glory. DeNiro, Alba(yum), this crazy Mexican guy with a bunch of scars and jackal looking stuff, some other hot chick whose last name is Rodriguez(check for citizenship), watch the trailer, it's fucking hilarious. Alex Jones, get a good meal tonight. You're a dead man.

Friday Hottie: Evelina Papantoniou

Yeah, Greece's economy is in the shitter. So what? Their women are freaking hot. Seriously, use your non-work internet time to find a photo of this woman's bare breast. It's spectacular. I only wish I could post it here. Don't sleep. Happy Friday, Jackal's Den.

George Michael R.I.P

this is some funny shit from back in the day



Ernie Anastos got all of his good shit from George

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Keep fuckin it fake 'Merica!

Boogerdamus: Travis Fisher + Matt Stover = Charmcity Lombardi

That's Travis Fisher + Matt Stover, yes that Matt Stover = Ravens 2nd Lombardi trophy. Do not sleep. I'm like 10% on B'damus predictions anyway so fuck it.

GCOTAfternoon: Web security and oversuse of hyperlinks

Head you and BMR are some hyperlinking mother fuckers and it is fucking my shit up. I can get into the Den once maybe twice a day now if I am very lucky and dodging these firewalls at work. I am like a Jackal ninja cutting through miles of red tape to get awesome in the Den. And each time I go to one of your tantalizing links I get locked the fuck out again. The real clone here is my employer that is blocking my jackalness like LT blocks doorways to hotel rooms, but can you please be a little less hyperlink happy or at least put a "this is a link to a pro-democratic website that only Head and I want to read link so the rest of you can ignore it." or "this is some hilariously funny shit" like that chuck norris movie cover.

Thank you.

Your Jackal now and always (regardless of clone jackal-blocking behavior from my employer),

BallDEEP

The NBA: It's Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaantastic

The NBA is really making me smile today. Good ole JOTD Charles Barkley goes off on San Antonio and makes fun of the people that live there in the video below.

Then the Cleveland Clones go out and drop a big fat deuce on their home floor in game 5. Making matters better GCOTD Antawn Jamison has sucked up the joint the entire series and was absolutely abused by KG in pivotal game 5. Back when the Wizards traded Jamison I told you the Cavs were fucked. It has now come true. Lebron will leave Cleaveland and they will be stuck with Jamisons crappy contract and marshmallow game. Wiz are on the upswing boys. Baleeve it!

Keep Fucking That Chicken: The Human Race

Hey, human race, you're really outdoing yourself this time. We were already on track to obliterate a third of the planet's plants and animals, but let's throw a couple million gallons of oil in the ocean to make it interesting. Which come to think of it, doesn't do that much for us anyway. KFTC.

Friday Hottie: Anja Rubik

Gay Clone Fashion Sense: Fedoras

Jackal to jackal callout this is not. SS, don't be mistaken, we had our outs over the whole 'LT is a pile of trash disguised as human flesh, organs and bone' debate, but this is a very real emergency. The fedora has its hooks deep in the jugular of the H St. Corridor. They're everywhere. Do not sleep. SS, you should probably call a voodoo witch doctor or something. There might be clone residue in your house.