HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Keep fuckin it fake 'Merica!

Boogerdamus: Travis Fisher + Matt Stover = Charmcity Lombardi

That's Travis Fisher + Matt Stover, yes that Matt Stover = Ravens 2nd Lombardi trophy. Do not sleep. I'm like 10% on B'damus predictions anyway so fuck it.

GCOTAfternoon: Web security and oversuse of hyperlinks

Head you and BMR are some hyperlinking mother fuckers and it is fucking my shit up. I can get into the Den once maybe twice a day now if I am very lucky and dodging these firewalls at work. I am like a Jackal ninja cutting through miles of red tape to get awesome in the Den. And each time I go to one of your tantalizing links I get locked the fuck out again. The real clone here is my employer that is blocking my jackalness like LT blocks doorways to hotel rooms, but can you please be a little less hyperlink happy or at least put a "this is a link to a pro-democratic website that only Head and I want to read link so the rest of you can ignore it." or "this is some hilariously funny shit" like that chuck norris movie cover.

Thank you.

Your Jackal now and always (regardless of clone jackal-blocking behavior from my employer),

BallDEEP

The NBA: It's Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaantastic

The NBA is really making me smile today. Good ole JOTD Charles Barkley goes off on San Antonio and makes fun of the people that live there in the video below.

Then the Cleveland Clones go out and drop a big fat deuce on their home floor in game 5. Making matters better GCOTD Antawn Jamison has sucked up the joint the entire series and was absolutely abused by KG in pivotal game 5. Back when the Wizards traded Jamison I told you the Cavs were fucked. It has now come true. Lebron will leave Cleaveland and they will be stuck with Jamisons crappy contract and marshmallow game. Wiz are on the upswing boys. Baleeve it!

Keep Fucking That Chicken: The Human Race

Hey, human race, you're really outdoing yourself this time. We were already on track to obliterate a third of the planet's plants and animals, but let's throw a couple million gallons of oil in the ocean to make it interesting. Which come to think of it, doesn't do that much for us anyway. KFTC.

Friday Hottie: Anja Rubik

Gay Clone Fashion Sense: Fedoras

Jackal to jackal callout this is not. SS, don't be mistaken, we had our outs over the whole 'LT is a pile of trash disguised as human flesh, organs and bone' debate, but this is a very real emergency. The fedora has its hooks deep in the jugular of the H St. Corridor. They're everywhere. Do not sleep. SS, you should probably call a voodoo witch doctor or something. There might be clone residue in your house.

KFTCTTBFO: LT

Nice role model, SS.

Keep Fuckin that Chicken: LT

Actually dont fuck anything...you freaking dirtbag.

Go asleep Giants "great".
15 ta life balleevee it!

Beat you to it!!!

LT got popped for banging a 15 year old hooker!!

Allegedly...

Suck my balls BD2 and Clonelle, he's still the best linebacker ever.