Friday Hottie: Anja Rubik

Gay Clone Fashion Sense: Fedoras

Jackal to jackal callout this is not. SS, don't be mistaken, we had our outs over the whole 'LT is a pile of trash disguised as human flesh, organs and bone' debate, but this is a very real emergency. The fedora has its hooks deep in the jugular of the H St. Corridor. They're everywhere. Do not sleep. SS, you should probably call a voodoo witch doctor or something. There might be clone residue in your house.

KFTCTTBFO: LT

Nice role model, SS.

Keep Fuckin that Chicken: LT

Actually dont fuck anything...you freaking dirtbag.

Go asleep Giants "great".
15 ta life balleevee it!

Beat you to it!!!

LT got popped for banging a 15 year old hooker!!

Allegedly...

Suck my balls BD2 and Clonelle, he's still the best linebacker ever.

GCOTD: The War on Drugs Part II

GCOTD: The War on Drugs

Back story here.

JOTD: Barney Frank

Barney Frank muscled his way past Harry Reid and started yelling. “F— you, Hank! F— you! Blow up this deal? We didn’t blow up this deal! Your guys blew up the deal! You better tell [GOP Rep. Spencer] Bacchus and the rest of them to get their s— together!” When Paulson tried to equivocate, Frank threw in another “F— you, Hank!” — his third of the day.

Thanks for this link, Head. Why can't this stuff make the news? So fucking entertaining.

GCOTD: Joe Lieberman

Wow, some of our elected officials have just gone completely batshit crazy:

Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-Conn.) thinks he’s found a work-around on the whole Miranda rights debate for U.S. citizens accused of terrorism: Strip their citizenship and ship them to Guantanamo.

John McCain and Peter King, the top Republican on the House Homeland Security Committee, both recently criticized the Justice Department's decision to read Faisal Shahzad (the suspect in the Times Square bomb attempt) his Miranda rights.

Surely, OBD, the rest of you, and, I don't know, maybe Richard Jewell, can join me in agreeing that we don't want to live in a country where the police can take away your citizenship before Mirandizing you, let alone trying and convicting you, and ship you to a military detention center overseas.

Right?

(In other somewhat-related news, John McCain is a complete clown.)

KFTCTTBFO!!

Have you ever been encountered with a situation where someone is fuckin that chicken over and over again? Does keep fuckin that chicken really not do justice to the amount of punishment the chicken is receiving? Is there no end in sight to the chicken fuckin that is occurring? Maybe you are receiving emails that beg for you to reply all but they are chock full of BCCs and you will never EVER be able to beat the tyrant who is vexing you? Sound familiar BD2?

I introduce to you the newest in Jackalese: Keep Fuckin That Chicken Till The Beak Falls Off (KFTCTTBFO)!!!

Use it wisely and enjoy.