Jackalympics

Yes, RTB/OBD, but...

Soleil Moon Frye, spell that mamba jamba, was a child. Those Olsen twins would be righteous if they'd eat a couple deer loins or sumpin'.

Stick to what you know

After fiddling with the Comic Life shit for over an hour I realize that I can better contribute to the Den my own way...

So I am throwing in the towel before I end up like the comic equivalent of this guy:

(I cannot believe he is still punching...)
or Sharon Stone playing the hologram bitch from Total Recall here:


PS Boog you be obsessed with some brunettes homey. You gotta diversify your porfolio son!

To continue with the 80's theme, and to top BMR's previous post

I present- Punky Brewster- another 80's chick who is way hotter that Allysa however the fuck you spell her name Milano. Don't get me wrong, she is still hot, just my bitch is way hotter.

Ole dirty getting back in touch.

Kicking it 80's now.

If yall ninjas have not seen this whole movie, watch it. Rowdy Roddy Pipper shoots aliens, then fights this guy, who I never know his name, but always plays the crazy black guy in movies. This is the penultimate (yes I used that word right) moment in this movie, the denouement you could say. Watch this shit.

Also, a longer term goal of mine is to build a truck like this for you old-school 1980s mother fuckers out there-

Wow, screwed that placement up. Either way, its the fall guy truck. Off to drink more MHL's . Holla.

Get Your Drugs Ready!

Friday Hottie: Alyssa Milano

I'm thinking the 'Who's The Boss?' craze was kicked off by perverts just going through the motions, finding the high school girl of the TV household, a la Christina Applegate. Come to think of it, any chick in the 80s is damn hard to find attractive the way they once were. Go to the early 90s and have yourself some Kelly Kepowski, you feel bad as shit until you think about slutty '90210' Kelly Kepowski. Anyhoo, Alyssa Milano started as the token teenage hot female on a sitcom and has since gotten hotter every year she's been alive. That's a rant for ya, Alyssa Milano, aging like the finest of wines...

Comic Off 2010 Round 1

Here are the ground rules gentlemen. Your comic is due in my gmail inbox by midnight EST Friday night. Both comics will be posted anonymously Friday morning with voting throughout the weekend. The author of the comics will not be revealed until after the first round is completed. Please include any tags you would apply to the comic as well as the title. Comics will be scored on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being Clay Aiken, 10 being Anubis. Enough bullshit...



Fighting out of the sticky icky green corner, weighing in at 145 pounds soaking wet. Representing Northeast DC. Trained by Brodie, sponsored by Dales Pale Ale. The reigning Comic Off Welterweight champion. In the purple and black hemp shorts with the box of tissues. Booooooooooooooooooooogers I'M JUST SAYIN MCRIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBB!!!!!!!

The challenger, fighting out of the burgundy and gold corner. Representing the mean streets of Plompton New Jersey. Weighing in at a newly manly weight of 175 pounds. With his daughter Jackie tattooed accross his forehead, trained by the ghost of Droppa Duece, and sponsored by YouTube. Baaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll STAIGHT OUTTA PLOMPTON DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your theme Gentleman... The members of the Jackals Den competing at the Ancient Olympiad.

Jackal Showdown: BD2 vs. BMR Comic Off

What do you say, BD2? Care to make it interesting?

Live from corporate brainwashing...

I am in a room with by my estimate 800 colleagues. There are 9 such rooms in this hotel. The first speaker opened with a joke about al gore, the snow storm, and global warming not existing.

This will go until 6PM.

Kill me. Sweet mother of Anubis make me dead. Behead me. Tear my heart out and set it on fire.

Make.
Me.
Dead.

PLEASE......