Holy Fucking shit: Jackal

This is another one of those instances when something being named Jackal doesn't necessarily mean it's Jackal. If you can make it past 3 seconds on either of these you made it further than me. It seems Danish folks are better at creating hot women and beer then they are at creating good music.

That "Vague Visions" album cover is so badass I just sharted a little. It would make quite an awesome T-shirt, mug or tattoo that is for damn sure.

Who's your daddy?

If you ask Roy Williams that question he is legally required to answer "Gary Williams". Let go to the videotape, results are for MD from the wonderful kenpom.com:

Sun Feb 25 2007 (1) North Carolina W, 89-87 79 Home 22-7 8-6
Sat Jan 19 2008(4) North Carolina W, 82-80 75 Away 12-7 2-2
Tue Feb 3 2009 (1) North Carolina L, 108-91 82 Away 14-8 3-5
Sat Feb 21 2009 (1) North Carolina W, 88-85 80 OT Home 17-9 6-6
Sun Feb 7 2010 (62) North Carolina W, 92-71 77 Home 16-6 6-2

That's 4 of 5 boys and girls. MDs record during this stretch is 81-44, UNCs 114-24. So yeah Roy Williams, to be perfectly honest, you can't carry Gary's jock. And just for fun the only postseason meeting 97-88 in Hotlanta. Suck one UNC, U Need Coaching indeed.

Ouch

Ouch:

"Hey I'm sure when Peyton Manning was growing up he always wanted to throw the TD pass that gave the Saints a Super Bowl win. Now he has"

At the same time, I'm not really interested in hearing idiot talking heads reduce this to performance under pressure and guts and whatever. Sean Payton made great decisions, Drew Brees was Drew Brees, Peyton Manning was Peyton Manning + one dumb read, and Tracy Porter made a fantastic play. One good team beat another, and a great player made a bad decision - it happens. Someone had to win, right?

With that said, I spent a couple days in New Orleans last week and it's hard not to be really happy for those people, who are just completely insane about this Saints team.

Oh, and this is unrelated, but I'm headed to Los Angeles tomorrow, so I'll just point this out now: Just in case anyone is wondering, Sarah Palin is still fucking retarded.

Addendum: Chris Berman just said that the Saints decision to go for it on 4th and goal from the 2 didn't work out. Really?? Did he not notice that they got the field goal anyway as a result of the Colts' shitty field position that resulted from the decision? If there was one thing that confused me about that sequence, it was the Colts trying to run out the clock rather than trying to go get points of their own.

Six Nations Rugby: Calling All Irish

It's fuckin' on.

Great sign at the game

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I'm Just Sayin': Ovechkin-3, Crosby-2

Sorry, NBC, we all know your clone asses were dyin' to suck Lil' Sidney's baby nuts today. Well, it ain't happenin'. BabyFace done dropped science all up in the Den. Took it to a whole new, gorey level, which kind of freaked me out at first, but then I was like, "Oh that's JAF." God help you if you didn't watch that fuckin' game. Shoulders, you're off the hook, because you stratight up walked to college park to UNF all over Roy's boys. It looked like it was all Shittsburgh early on. Two Crosby goals, and two from Staal, I think. The third period started with a 5 on 3 for Pittsbugh, looking to increase their two goal lead. Caps killed that penalty and I told BD2 how fuckin' crucial that was, didn't I BD2? Ovechkin with the hat trick, including this beauty that broke the goal cam. Main man hooked up the assist on the game winner in OT to boot. Go the fuck to sleep. Fifteen sounds about good as a mawlfucker. 11 straight at home.

Oh yeah, funny side note. I have this really annoying Shittsburgh fan, who thinks it's just tops to talk trash via text message, Pontius may know who I'm referring to, VM sure does, but said Pennsyltuckyan was all about conversation when the Pens were up until the 3rd period. At one point though, I may or may not have told her I would throw a brick through the window of her place of business. So when we won in OT, I told her I was still going to throw the brick. Obviously, I won't cause she is my friend, but it felt awesome.

For the love of the game, Part 2

This snow storm is all hype. I don't know what all the fuss is about. You think MoCo not plowing my street is gonna keep me from going to watch MD prison rape UNC?

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No chance homey. If Pop Dukes bails and SS has to walk, he will walk. He will walk and blog via Droid. Baleeve it.

GCOTD: Jim Kosek

I have to be careful with this one, dude might be a clone to the masses, but a jackal behind closed doors. One thing is certain, it takes a rare breed to act this much the fool on cable television. Meterologists have a pretty tough gig, Doplar, barometer, precipitation, humidity, etc. Suffice it to say it takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, but what sort of forecast is this? This was originally aired when the storm was upgraded from crippling to Christopher Reeves.

Jackal Come Lately: Mike Green; Jackal After All?

Wow, I feel a little bit like the dude who dropped the 'n' word at a party when he forgot there was one black guy hanging out. I venture to say Mike Green is JAF. Empty netter put the Thrashers to sleep. Sidney, did you pack your lucky blankey? Fuck yo shit

Jackal Beverage: Great Divide Titan IPA

BMR you would dig this shizzle. Another Denver Brewing company dropping science on an damn good India Pale Ale...7.1 %ABV ballleeevve iit

I would have fipped the picture but I am too lazy and the Titan is treating me right so I don't care.

PS LET"S GO CAPS!