Friday Hottie: Monica Bellucci

Friday the 13th

A dozen isn't enough for these jackals. Tonight the Washington capitals will continue thier reign of terror against the Atlanta Thrashers. Fuck ATL. Some things to keep in mind for this match up. The thrasher's best offensive player,Ilya Kovalchuk has just been traded. Also a goaltender you may remember by the name of Michal Nuevirth will be returning to the caps tonight after his brief stay in Hershey. Neuvirth has a .911 save percentage with the capitals. Thrashers blood shall stain the snowy streets of Washington tonight and the red shall be unleashed. We will be cruel to the Thrashers, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the Penguins will not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And Crosby will be sickened by us, and Crosby will talk about us, and Crosby will fear us. And when the Penguins close their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. ROCK THE RED!!!

Yeah Ken Pomeroy

The man predicts VT 74, UNC 68...

...and the score is VT 74, UNC 70. I give the man a break if his model didn't know that Larry Drew IIX was going to hit a meaningless shot at the buzzer.

Anyway, a solid win for VT, even if everyone's beating Carolina these days - still one game ahead of even in terms of home/road record. If we can beat Clemson on Saturday (if the game even happens then given the snow), we'll be in excellent shape for finishing .500 in the ACC. Maybe we could even make the Tournament this time!

In other news, the Terps picked up an even better win tonight, knocking off a solid opponent on the road, particularly with Mosley being held to one point while Derwin Kitchen was having one of those annoying "role player randomly turns into superstar" nights (29 points on 16 shots & 2 FTs?!). If they take care of business at home against Carolina and Virginia, they'll be 7-2 in the ACC going into the big game against You Know Who next weekend.

Could this list BE any more wrong???!!

Who wrote this? I want to kick them in their baby nuts...
People be dumb as hell.
Show 'em how we do Jackals:

Jackal Restaurant of the Day: Mildred's Temple Kitchen

Well well well, Canada. It appears there's jackal in you yet. I've heard Montreal has some of the continent's best strip clubs, but this takes it to a whole new level. "I'll have the Mussels in about 45 minutes and you might want to watch the door, because you're hostess won't be."

Jackal Observation: Hot Dogs Be Nasty, Yo!

On my morning commute today, I saw this dude scarfing a fully loaded hot dog(relish, onions, ketchup, mustard) and sipping on a 20oz. coffee for breakfast. Allow BMR to totally alienate himself from the Den. Pork is nasty, yo. I dig the fuck out of some bacon, I'm digesting some right now. Ma Dukes used to kick it with the pork chops and I had no qualms. But sausage? Get the fuck out of here and quit sullying the chili. Pork loin? Venison is the only loin for me. Hot dogs? They're nasty at any hour, but there's no reason to eat one for breakfast. I've seen ninjas in the city on several occasions. I've seen them scarf those bitches before ten in the morning. Shit is filthy. Did you know Coca Cola + raw pork = worms? Ba leeve it.

Working is Un'Merican

42 hours and counting of work this week...awesome.

For the love of the game

Jackals do anything to get that "w". Baleeve it.

Jackal Precaution: Rednecks+Sunday Funday=Ammo

Rednecks can't handle drinking on a Sunday, whether it's a big screen or an African Gray Parrot.

Here's hoping your Super Bowl party is 'redneck-free'. OBD, just curious, what are your plans?

JOTD: Ovechkin

Oh so wittle Bruins pwayer Boychuk wikes to twy and check AO??

How you like dem apples, bitch!?!?!