Iraqi Notorious BIG

It gets real Jackal about 1:02 in. HOWL!

Vegas vs. Atlantic City

In the meantime we can go to AC? What is Clonelle or whoever that was talking about? That is like comparing Megan Fox to Rosanne Barr. Yeah, they are both humans but that is about the only thing they have in common. BMR is right AC sucks. I'd rather go to Black Bear Chalet or some other shit hole in the woods than stay within the confines of this god awful state.

Don't believe me? Look to Hollywood for proof then:

Atlantic City obviously GAF



Las Vegas so jackal you get awesome upon arrival

Bama Ass Skrimps!

BMR unwrapped 80 hours of vacation time about a week ago and his employer is all "use it or lose it". Basically, he's chiseled out 120 hours of getting awesome leading into Christmas week. Did I hear someone say Jackal of the Day?

A Jackal misses Vegas....like a maulfucker

Now I understand why Nicholas Cage was so depressed in Leaving Las Vegas. It is like being a kid, going to Disney World and then having to go back to school in time for your math test.

Only this math test is being pounded in your ass in the form of a job that lasts 30+ years and the only conversation you can have outside of this nightmare of a responsibility with other "test takers" is about how shitty your job, commute, weather, mortgage, co-worker, boss, housing market, job market, political issues, environment and business buzzwords are... at nauseum.

A jackal misses Vegas like a mutha fucka. SS we gots to find a way to get another fix on the double. Remember dude at Rhumbar? Now I know why he was pouring out his blood sweat and tears to the rythmic beats of those awesome DJs. Because he knew just how awesome we were getting and how fleeting getting awesome in Vegas really is.....ballleeevveee it.

What is Jimi Hendrix without his acid? What is Eli Manning without a nice dude in his bed to snuggle up with? What is a mancation without Tico? What is BMR without awesome cartoons? What is a jackal without Vegas? ....Sad.

Christmas came early!!

Good riddance Cerrato. Hopefully now my team won't blow goats now that this jackal is running things.

Bruce Allen, the son of former Redskins coach George Allen, will be the new
executive vice president of football operations and general manager of the
Washington Redskins, according to radio station ESPN 980.

WE WANT CHUCKY!!!

Jackal Days of Christmas

Old Ass Motherfuckin' Jackal of the Day

This dude is fuckin' jackal, he called his 102nd birthday "crap" and he modeled his architecture after the shape of Brazilian women. Dude's been in exile, I didn't know you could go into exile in the 20th century. Dude also enjoys a fine cigar and  married 38 years younger.

Confusing situation: Rich dude + busted ass hoes = BD2 confused

If I had billions of dollars, was an amazingly talented athlete, had global fame and recognition, yachts, houses, money, intelligence and my own brand I admit things would be different for me. It would probably allow me to have temptations that normal plebs will never encounter.

But why on earth did Tiger pick nasty tramps to cheat with? He could have had anyone. Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, etc. etc. Why these nasty bitches??

Was he sick of being part of a sport owned, run by and supported by a bunch of rich white dudes and putting up a Bryant Gumble front?

"Hey gang, I love tennis, golf, polo and cashmere sweaters and other
white people things and use proper English and golly do I love a nice ice cream on a warm day. "

Only to jackal it up and wild out on the town with strippers in the shadows so he wouldn't lose the green jackets the stuffy white dudes gave him? If so that is cool, but jesus man don't sleep with the tramps. If I was a woman and made like $12 an hour as a cocktail waitress and Tiger woods banged me, best believe I would do an interview with the today show for $150K. You should know that...dumbass.

Your wife is hot (sort of....kinda has a dude jaw) and if you don't like her you could always trade her in for a new model in like 10-15 years like most respectable famous people do. It is sort of hard to feel bad for him because if you cheat you are going to get caught. Bottom line. You always get caught. Even if you work at the night shift at McDonalds, you are going to get caught. Women bleed for days and don't die. Dem bitches is crazy, yo! You are rich, you had a pre-nup. If you didnt like her then dump her. Cheating is for sucks. That said, I do feel bad for Tiger (even though I don't really like him at all.) This media is out of control. So many scrimps a jackal is drownin' in dis bitch.

So Tiger, I hope you are on your yacht in Sweden chillin' with some Swedish bitches, because deez fools have gone crazy over here in 'Merica.

PS - In case anyone cares there is still real news going on NPR radio, Bloomberg and one or two remaining real news sources.

God, please no. Not ANOTHER YOUTUBE FROM BALL DEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And one about cars, no less. Granted that commercial is

quite jackal and indeed, FAF(funny as fuck), however, it

would take a built-in keggerator and grill to make the Yaris

even a shade of jackal. I am starting to think no 'tag line' will

ever accumulate to rival 'ANOTHER YOUTUBE FROM

BALL DEEP'.

Fuck your YouTube links very much indeed, sir.

Thirdly, I don't know how you claim the Den is weak like

Ukraine on the heels of a post from Shote Sleeves.

Granted, it was about college and football...

Australian for car commercial