GCOTD: Aerosmith

Bon voyage, bitches. When people ask what's so great about Led Zeppelin, the Who, the Police, regardless of their music, they called it quits rather than throw on cruise control in the lane to suck. The Rolling Stones, quit, please. Aerosmith, thank you so much for putting an end to aural fecal matter, although I'm sorry this will never happen again. They took way too long to quit, they'll probably tour again for $400/ticket, but this was one of the best rock bass lines ever. Nevertheless, Steven Tyler and Co., go the fuck asleep. Your band has sucked for more years than it was good.

Gay Clone of the Day......Again: Dan Snyder

Sorry I couldn't resist.


Dear Dan Snyder:

I have a recommendation to save your franchise from certain doom. Fire every major acquisition you have made in your tenure as an abhorrent owner of my beloved Redskins over the past decade. Fire anyone you thought would make this team better, all the coaches, all the players, all the way up to your best buddy Vinny Cerrato. This season is a essentially over anyway so what does it matter. Then write a contract that forbids you from having any say over any decisions aside from signing paychecks and merchandising, especially deciding what to do with any offseason signings or draft picks. Then call Bill Polian and offer everything you can possibly afford, beg him to work for you, give him complete control over all football related matters. Sit in your little office playing Madden and keeping up with your fantasy team and leave the real football to people who have a clue what they are doing.

Best Regards (eat shit and die),

Every Redskins fan left

PS GO SKINS!!

OMG Giants SUCK!! LOL!

LOL Giants Lost! Eli Manning = FAG

Ravens lost 2! Joe Flacco sux ballz!

This is classic

Douchebags

HILARITY.

Play this game when bored at work.

http://games.adultswim.com/five-minutes-to-kill-yourself-adventure-online-game.html

Javid Best Youngin!

Holy shit. At least this bamma didn't spew gatorade stew this time.

SS - Was it really only a year ago that Maryland beat a nationally ranked team? What the fuck?

New Michael Jackson?

Holy shit. Just saw this.

Jackal Memories of my past: First Blood

Netflix is the greatest thing ever. I always find random shit I have not seen in years. Yes, it is Saturday night and I am at home. What do you expect? A Jackal has to put in his quality family time before a weekend of debauchery on the 14th...

So tonight's selection happens to be one of the greatest of all time. First Blood. Obviously this is the only good Rambo movie. First, because Rambo is not in the title, but mostly because Sly Stallone says about 3 words total so he doesn't blow his cover about being totally fucking retarded. But seriously this movie happens to fucking rule.

I can't even remember how many wooden knives I whittled, fires I started, or survival techniques I impersonated in my backyard as I kid based solely on imitating this movie. Most jackal shit ever.

Not to get all nostalgic but old movies were so much better. No CGI, No Shia LaBeouf, no megan fox (ok so that part is bonus), just a serious case of ass kicking from a 'roided out freak that "had been pushed to far." Seriously I can't decide whose voice is cooler this old school preview guy or Richard Crenna. "Don't forget one thing.....a good supply of body bags."

A Tribute to a Modern Day (kind of) Scarface- The Al Pacino one

Okay. You know you are getting awesome when you own some cool exotic animals.But you get double points when your shit starts taking over the native ecosystem and are the only ones on the continent and whatnot.

Also, your former home is now a theme park. In Columbia, but still, pretty bad ass. Pablo Escobar was also at one point the 7th richest man in the world.

Not too shabby. Also, pet hippos? Way more awesome than fucking pussy Mike Tyson tigers. Hippos be hungry, hungry! More people die from them in Africa than any other animal.

1st summary- Pablo Escobar epitomized the gangsta lifestyle, and had hippos. Jackal!

2nd summary- Brown Dog got a Brown Dog (more brindle really) See above. Jackal!

3rd summary- Camo High Life is the shit. Jackal.


Bitches.

Scar Shoulders Stream of Consciousness

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.