Wednesday, September 16, 2009

401: WTF Vol. 1

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

JOTD: O.J. Brigance Doing the Brigance Dance « Baltimore Ravens Blogs

Doing the Brigance Dance « Baltimore Ravens Blogs

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Hard to believe 9 years ago this guy was ripping ScarShoulders' team a new one and now he can hardly speak or control his movement.


P.S. 400 posts. Baleeve ma.

R.I.P. Jackal - Dalton

I have seen this movie countless times and it still makes me tear up from the sheer dorkiness and the incredible amount of one-liners that ensue throughout the entire film.

R.I.P. Dalton. You will be missed.



"Take out the trash, Cooler!"



You gotta love that the blind dude keeps playin' the blues while they are throwin' down in this scene.

Cowboy karate: Round house in a road house...it doesn't get much more jackal than that.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Ghetto Ass Names I HATE Brought To My Attention By The NFL

Let me take this opportunity to thank ScarShoulders for taking time out of his busy schedule to weigh in and post three consecutive times. We get it, you're back. Congratulations.
I"m sure this post could be construed as racist, but the following names are as bothersome to me as traffic on 495/DC Beltway, being asked for free tickets to Merriweather or responding to "knock knock" texts from FetusFace:
Knowshon Moreno
Tramon Williams
Cadillac Williams
Craphonso Thorpe
Marcedes Lewis
D'brickashaw Ferguson
Deshawn Jackson
Deshawn Stevenson
Santonio Holmes
I am exhausted trying to come up with these, so I'll take it you get my point. I'm thinking there's a Craphonso or Tramon on this bus, but who can be sure?
On a far more frustrating note, it was brought to my attention that Chris Martin(lead singer of Coldplay) and Gwyneth Paltrow named their daughter, Apple. And I heard Nicole Richie named her son Sparrow Midnight, which I would call deplorable, but I think that's understating the situation's severity.

That was easy...

Wire to wire domination.

I look forward to my Jameson the next time I see you Mr Ball Deep.

You mess with the bull you get the horns my friend.

Baleeve it.

KOTJ Birthday Recap



Knock knock.




Who's there?




9/11.




9/11 who?




I thought you said you'd never forget...




Knock knock.


Who's there?


Little boy blue.


Little Boy Blue who?


Michael Jackson!


Wizards was played. Awesome was gotten. Jameson was drank. and then . . . .



King of the Jungle went . . .


Per RTBs Request

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-Rj-Q8d7fE

GO SKINS!!!!!!!!

GO SKINS!!!!!!!!

Friday, September 11, 2009

DJ Shadow = JACKAL AS A MOAFUCKA

Every jackal should make it a point to witness this DVD.  If you think because a DJ doesn't play an instrument that means they are not musically talented you are GAF...

Never Forget... For Real

9-11-01 is a day that will live along 12-7-1941, as a day of infamy and terror on American soil. We lost more than 3000 Americans because of these "humans".

I think that we should all be vigilant with our values and rights as Americans, and not forget the lives of so many who came before us and died, to preserve those rights and Freedoms that define the United States of America and its people.

In closing, I will be visiting NYC around Nov. 14, and any local peeps up there, I invite to join me in doing this at Ground Zero.