Douchebag of the Day: Dan Snyder

There's a solid 'Skins constituency in the Den, so I'll keep this brief. However, this story is enough to piss me right the fuck off. I grew up with the 'Skins. I want them to go back to the glory days. His wife looks like an icy bitch. I'm JUST SAYING!

JOTD: This guy

I want to invite this guy to Mancation '10 when he gets out on bond. I'm just hoping my jackalism doesn't lead him to be 'greatly perturbed', but I'm willing to gamble four or five slaps. Ball Deep, forgive me for overposting, but you know how much I hate your excessive youtube shuttling. Plus, this ties in pretty nice with your 'WalMart is the Shit' post. Next time you're there, keep your baby quiet, okay? The best part of this story? 'Though the child "started crying and screaming" after being struck, Stephens told Matthews, "See, I told you I would shut her up."'

Jackal of the Day: 9 year old Jackal

This little jackal was pissed at his parents for not letting him play anymore last Saturday, so he stole their car and drove away. Crazy kids!

Work got you down? At least your not one of these people

If your like me then you have a physical reaction of sickness when you even see a Walmart, much less go into one and, jackal-forbid, buy something. Walmart is everything that is evil and wrong with the world, but these people don't seem to mind much because they don't give a fuck about anything and those rollback savings are just so inviting.


People of Walmart

WTF?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCBQMfDMnyo&feature=related

Time to Bust a Nut

Memphis is so nasty. (”How nasty is Memphis?”) So nasty that’s no knockoff street shirt, but is in the official Memphis Tiger Bookstore.

College football arrives next week. Warm up your pimp hand over the weekend, and get ready to whoop the trick of your choice, playas and playettes.

WTF???? SELL OUT like a muthafucka

What the fuck... I mean really,  What the fuck is this?  Is this what we have to be subjected to?  Jackals need to start getting militant on this shit.  This makes me so angry I can see blood..

Fuck....everyone

When I see 0 Comments it makes me feel like less of a man.  Am I doing something wrong?  Am I as boring as I think I am?  Fuck ya'll  say something...shit say my post sucks.   I don't give a fuck.  Just say something.  Give a jackal some direction.  Scrimps crying about chopped trees?? Miss Universe???  Alec Baldwin....nothing???  really???

By the way if you are looking to get awesome but recession has you down I recommend the following:  

Yes, that picture is not an illusion.  It is 33.8 oz of beer in one can for $2.50.  I filled a draft glass 3 times with beer to spare.  Not to mention it is 5% Alc by Vol so you can get good and awesome on the cheap.  For Reaalllly  REAL though.   All I could think about whilst consuming this gargantuan beverage was what an amazing wizard staff it would make. But it appears that we have to abandon that trend because the masses have caught on and jackals have to stay on the forefront of getting awesomeness.  We need a new schtick for Mancation '10.

PS Chris Cooley - 73 yards....JASON CAMPBELL TD.....Believe in J.C.   Tom Brady hurt....again.

NFL is back Bitches!

BAALLEEEEVEE ITTT!!

Speaking of which...

Football season is a mere "TWO WEEKS" away. Howl.

Why Redskins Sports Talk Radio is Hilarious

Just last night the conversation was "Would the Redskins give up their two young wideouts(Devin Thomas and  Malcom Kelly) plus a first round draft pick for the headache pictured above. I want the dude in purple and black, but Ozzie Newsome isn't dumb enough to sell the farm. Somehow, Redskins faithful are of the mind that a high profile receiver will solve all of their woes. "BMR, why are you listening to Redskins Radio?" Because football is so fucking close I can taste it. But Redskins Radio tastes like vegetarian chicken strips.