Why Redskins Sports Talk Radio is Hilarious

Just last night the conversation was "Would the Redskins give up their two young wideouts(Devin Thomas and  Malcom Kelly) plus a first round draft pick for the headache pictured above. I want the dude in purple and black, but Ozzie Newsome isn't dumb enough to sell the farm. Somehow, Redskins faithful are of the mind that a high profile receiver will solve all of their woes. "BMR, why are you listening to Redskins Radio?" Because football is so fucking close I can taste it. But Redskins Radio tastes like vegetarian chicken strips.

GCOTD: Weird Environmentalists

I like trees as much as the next guy. Rocks, rivers, streams, oceans, fields, valleys and animals are great as well, but these extremists are making it quite unjackal to consider yourself an environmentalist. I mean really? You are really this upset about a tree? What happens if your family member dies. I hope I am not around for that. Something tells me that there may have been some other "natural" forces at work here. Types of substances usually reserved for Cirque de Soleil, Phish concerts, and road trips on motorcycles. Or in some jackals cases, Wednesday nights. All the more reason to stick to beer.



This whole green movement smells of ball cheese and hippie notions of things not possible in the real world. If you like trees, move to Montana and start a commune. I guarantee you will find alot of trees there and not alot of people. If that is your thing go for it.

I like visiting those places and I wish where I lived was more like it, but it is just not realistic. I also like being able to drive, not having to hunt for food, having a beer, watching football, having lights and running water, playing with my kid in the park, talking to other human beings, visiting with my family, and jackalin' it up with my jackals.

If you live on the East Coast, West Coast, Mid West, Dirty south, or anywhere else in this country with any kind of population then expect some urban sprawl, pollution, asshole mentality from others, Starbucks, Walmart, shopping centers, McMansions, tainted water, loss of trees, etc. etc. It pisses me off too, but it is bigger than any one jackal. You just have to take care of you and yours and do your best to not contribute to the problem. Tree funerals is just plain GAF. Go the fuck asleep you granola eating hippies.

Hey Alec, you know what sucks about being a Baldwin?" "No, what?" "NOTHING!" hahaha

That Alec Baldwin reference from the previous post reminded me of one of the best movie scenes ever.  If you have not seen Glengarry Glen Ross do yourself a favor and watch it stat.  FUCKING CLASSIC.  If you have ever been in a sales job, or even if you just have a high pressure job, this shit is so dead on it is frightening.  This is back in the day when you could be a dick and get away with it, now jackals gotta hide underground in some blog using Brevs and aliases so they don't offend wives, girlfriends, boyfriends, co-workers, prostitutes, etc., etc.  As Alec says, hey world..."go fuck yo'self".

Jackal Movie Scene of the Day: Outside Providence

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZBd--uzE28

This movie is quite jackal. It has Alec Baldwin playing an excellent character who addresses his son as "Dildo". There is Amy Smart(quite delicious), a three-legged dog and a hearty batch of drug references(key to cult film classics) If you haven't watched this movie yet, do so. You'll laugh like a bastard.

Talking about little baby jackals...

My phone rang...little Linux had dial my number...I laughed "kids are cute" I thought, Mr. Head locked the phone and put a password...problem solved...five minutes later, Little Linux calling me again! The baby Jackal had exploited a vulnerability on the firmware and hacked his dad's cellphone...


So I don't know what type of chasity belt you putting on little Jackalinas out there...but baby Jackals are fucking shit up Mcguavier style

It's a boy!!!

Take that Jackals!!!

Sensi-United States of America

This must sound a lot like Pontius trying to convince you to go to a D.C. United game, but this shit is in the mail. I'm no mathematician, but ninjas are doing time. I know letting them out will do some hurtin' to our workforce situation, but what put them in there is potentially a hundred billion dollar industry left for the black market. Hilarious, absolutely hilarious that a prescription will get you this, but the naturally occurring marijuana plant offers the same pain-killing properties, coupled with appetite stimulation, euphoria and it makes almost the entire Steely Dan collection sound, just tops.

And there's those damn medical benefits...



A more serious case can be made for my good friend, hemp. "Indeed, many of America’s forefathers, including George Washington and Thomas Jefferson, earned a living at one point in their lives growing and selling hemp, which was used to make everything from paper to rope to sails to clothing." - taken from here

Factoid #420(ha, no way! ha) -Unlike cotton, hemp does not require large doses of pesticides and herbicides as it is naturally resistant to pests and grows fast, crowding out weeds. To make paper, trees must grow for many years, while a field of hemp can be harvested in a few months and make four times the paper over a few decades. Also, making paper from hemp uses only a fraction of the chemicals required to turn trees into paper.

Not to mention, you can grow it in all of these fucking places...

If you're anything like me, you embrace a chance to tell Canada how much they suck. Here's one case where that is not true.

I'm not trying to be a flag burning hippie, I'm asking nicely to remove all of the otherwise law-abiding citizens out of our legal system(save $$$), stop making paper with trees (save Earth, $$$), tax legal marijuana(make $$$), and the day it shows up on a list as convincing as this one here, I'll change my mind. Barbara Bush, go the fuck asleep!

How much is this worth?

Poker is gambling and luck and let no fool tell you otherwise. Yes some skill is needed BUT the game does boil down to luck. (how is it that there isn't any midget prostitues around here? i am just saying) WHAT can make you jump up and run at 2am? What's more intense? what makes u skull fuck monitors?

POKER: The best card game ever (is it Jackal? I don't know but Bond played it, doest that count?)

Droppa Deuce: Droppin' Knowledge on the Depths of Evil of NJ

This is the lamest thing I have ever seen.  I can't figure out if it is claymation or real people.  If you can make it past 23 seconds of this you are the gayest fucking person that ever lived.

email from DD:

At what point does something like this go from shockingly bad- to unintentional art?

Discuss.

Droppa Deuce

PS- see if you can catch this little nugget: "I'm gonna make you come tonight (over to my house)."  Get it?  I know, it's subtle.

Friday (er Monday who cares) Hottie: Miss Universe

It looks like the Ukranian nominee is holding her head up because she is starving and about to pass out from lack of nourishment.


Yes I did watch Miss Universe last night (on mute).  No I am not ashamed.  This chick is way hot as were most of the rest of them.  No she can't speak English.  Yes I am OK with that.  god bless Donald Trump.  He may be a douche, but he knows talent.