Friday Hottie: Roxy Ingram

 We gotta get ol' Foxy Roxy over to BMR's place for a homebrew, that Miller shit has to go. These shades are pretty rough too...

billhicksmostfunnydamus: The Big O

IBDEditorials should probably check in with the Den a little more often. They might find their ear to the grindstone or some shit. Y'all crackers are all kinds of 'last week'. My main man is in Alaska in the dark and he still puttin' ninjas asleep.

Jackal Traditions: Carnival

That's right. It's a parade float. There's a huge blonde woman in a bikini. She's holding an ice cream cone. I am not sure what the next float is all about, but it looks just as awesome. Why am I not Brazilian?

Friday Hottie: Eleonora Pedron

Uh Yeah BMR Keep your day job.......

........your MC skills got owned by that lil girl on Ellen. Naw for real, though, that girl tore some shit up.

On to more important matters though. Heard about O's truth teams yet??? O lord is all I gotta say. They are supposed to remind everyone how he kept his word.

I would say please please, by all means, keep your fucking word man.

Isn't the mission over? Accomplished? Whatever. Another lie. Chalk it up. Truth teams. War is Peace. Boogers needs to read Orwell. Go to the library get that shit for free. While we still have libraries............

BMR, Keep Your Day Job

This little girl straight kills it. She rhymes circles around your ol' pal Boogers. Hopefully, she ditches the no-talent blonde leech attempting to Flavor Flav her way into this thing. Look at her on the couch there, always plotting, always scheming.

Friday Hottie: Michelle Hunziker

bhmf, Where the Fuck You At?

"I don't think there are two sides to every story." - Edward R. Murrow

"If a date needs to fixed marking the end of "post-Soviet era" in world politics, it might fall on February 4, 2012. Russia and China's double veto of the Arab League resolution on Syria in the United Nations Security Council constitutes a watershed event.

The Syrian situation has evolved since October and has surged as a geopolitical struggle over the future of the Iranian regime, control of the Middle East's oil and the perpetuation of the West's preponderant influence in that region. Russia and China sense that they could be booted out of the Middle East."

Noun

1.

proxy war - a war instigated by a major power that does not itself participate

Friday Hottie: Catalina Otalvaro

Go To Sleep!: Colchester Zoo Barn Owl

So I guess these zoo goers were expecting a pussy in the lions' den. Well I guess that answers why there aren't many barn owls on the African plains.