bhmf's Back In Town!

Aw yeah, another Manic Monday, but bhmf and the Boogerman are getting the band back together.

Jackals is crazy........

.......fierce. Even if they don't never post. Ya know dat's riiiiiight.

Where's the Love?

Well, as a matter fact, it's everywhere. Just ask this crazy chick Valeria Lukyanova! She thinks, "everything is love. Love is God. I am you and you are me." Well in that case I must be a goddamn alien.

Yo, let me just cut to the goddamn chase here. This post is for the Boogers man! When I first read about this chick I thought: goddamn this bitch is nuts!!! Perfect match for the Boogers man!!! I mean, follow me here, she thinks she is a fucking alien and good lordy talk about low maintenance!!! A more perfect match could not be found!!! Says she is into BREATHARIANISM, well holy goddamn shit, won't be too far a step to turn her on to RASTAFARISM now would it? Here baby, breathe on this spliff for a quick min.............

Unemployed: Day 100

It's been 100 days since I went to a full time job. Friends have chipped in here and there and I've made enough to pay rent and (most) bills since that time. It could be worse. But goddamn shit gets to a cracker. I didn't set out the century mark, just got the old urge to hit up the Den. Looked back at the calendar and it was, 100 freaking days. Since then I've mopped a lot of floors, don't mind it actually, mopping's pretty cool. Picked up some dog shit, got ringworm from those shaggy bastards. Taken out a lot of trash and cleaned up after hill wonks playing beer pong and flip cup. That last one was the worst. Dogs are awesome, I'll take dogs over drunk DCites any day. Then there's the weather. Can this jackal get a reprieve? Is there any end in sight? Howl?

Clone Prevention: Foster a Dog

Life is trying to break me down, but this little dude has me covered. He just keeps it so real. See a little bit of the Brode man in ol' Spot here. Poor guy, Spot is a shit name for a dog, but he responds to it and I  am kind of screwed. 

UNF in the news.......

..........just trying to get a lifeline on the Boogers Man! Here ya go, this story is sure to pull on a Jackal's heartstrings. You know what they say about how a monkey reacts when he is caged. Well, what do you expect? A spade is a spade. A human in an office is really just a monkey in a cage.

BHMF STAKES CLAIM........

......to the northern star. Anyone who ever uses it to navigate by shall henceforth owe BHMF a royalty of $4.20 per usage. O Canada, of all the crazy things...... Side note: Dusty Dog done claimed every deer carcass btw here and Richmond.

When I Say It's On, Then It's On

Mr. bhmf,

   What do you make of this?

BMR Needs Some Wilderness

Yo yo yo, bhmf! This ninja be tryin' to get all jackal and camp, but time does not permit. Driving west through Virginia on a Friday night is not a good look for your ol' pal Boogs. On the heels of a vacation(with family including small kids that doesn't really end up being much of a vacation at all(not a lot of getting awesome/little sleep/lots of questions about why BMR can't get hitched and crank out a few pups)), it would be pretty sweet to just jackal shit up on a mountain and go bearing. How is little Oso anyway? Tell that motherfucker to keep his head up and scratch a few bamas with his crooked ass claw. Slam a few cold ones for me. And the next chance we get, let's make her happen.

All I'm gonna say.......

.......is that coming this Friday all the bears on the mountain had best hide all their women and children bears b/c there will be some crazy Jackals on the loose. And we all know what happened last time. Nah, in all seriousness, I am just kidding. I love bears (and all wild animals) and actively root for them to inherit the earth. Newsflash: the meek shall not inherit the earth and bears are certainly not meek. Anyways I am getting sidetracked, what I really came here to say was things ain't gonna be the same around the campfire. Just like the Den ain't the same w/o SS, things won't be the same round the fire w/o da Boogers. But ah well, ninjas got shit to do sometimes and I can understand that. I ain't gonna get all worked up about it.

I could get all worked up about those Jackals that neva mek it. I could get all worked up bout ninjas thinking/urging/inviting BHMF to use social media. But I digress.......