Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Lessons learned from ScarShoulders:


Cursing is a fucking plus.
Scotch is fucking good.
Jackals are a superior form of life.
Gay clones are out there and we must stay alert.
White people music sucks.
Black's are geniuses at music.
MLB is the gay clone of the NFL.
He plays by his own rules and since we don't play by his rules, we are all gay clones.

3 comments:

  1. HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!

    Best post of the day by far!

    HEAD GET ON THE BLOG. YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE SMART ENOUGH TO FIX OUR ADDICTION TO REPLY TO ALL EMAILS. I CAN'T STOP TYPING IN CAPS THIS SAME THING IS ON THE BLOG

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  2. I would add:
    He can change the rules whenever the fuck he feels like it.
    People that like college basketball and don't like the NBA are racist but they just don't know it.
    Old people are fucking worthless.
    Pork is fucking delicious.
    If you even look at one of my friends in a non threatening way I will threaten to skull fuck your mother.

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