Friday Hottie: Alexandria Mills

Hard to beat Miss World/former Miss U.S.A.

...and here's a random trashy one with enormous cans.

Yo They Owe This Broad Some Money!

I mean she fucking paid $22 dollars to get her kid a fucking birthday present.

The poor little guy probably had fucking cancer too and all he ever wanted was a dead puppy for Christssake. WTF is wrong with these postal workers nowadays? There job is not be peeking inside shit they deliver, they just gotta deliver the motherfucker. Who are they Curious George? I mean shit, she told 'em it was a toy robot and toy robots make noises inside boxes and stuff. Goddamn........................

And then she gets charged with animal cruelty on top of her not getting her money back??? Oh lord this is wrong. I mean the USPS clearly dropped the ball on this one. Besides it ain't animal cruelty if the puppy is that fucking ugly, did you see its mug? WTF is that thing a poodle? Shit maybe the post office did that kid a favor.................