Satan is BHMF's Motor!

Like Santa Claus once said: "A friend of the Devil is a friend of mine." And this saying has always held true for, well, yours truly. You see what I am trying to get at, is.....well.....just wanted to say I got wheels...... 18 wheels........to be specific...................and so it goes.........although I would much prefer to be retired like I was before I have instead decided to join the rat race, for a little while at least........and in celebration of my new job and all that it entails I just wanted to give the Jackals Den, and more specifically, one Mr. Boogers Mc Rib a great big shout out, for the only thing I can figure is this Jackal must be working his fingers to the bone...........it only makes sense right???.........mad love to my working ninja's ----------BMR N RTB WTF is up my ninjas!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

If You Gotta Go...

...you might as well go out in style.

Frank: A good cop - needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums.
Ed: That's no way for a man to die.
Frank: No... you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!
Wilma Nordberg: [cries] Oh... Frank. This is terrible!
Ed: Don't you worry, Wilma. Your husband is going to be alright. Don't you worry about anything. Just think positive. Never let a doubt enter your mind.
Frank: He's right, Wilma. But I wouldn't wait until the last minute to fill out those organ donor cards.
[Wilma cries again]
Ed: What I'm trying to say is that, Wilma, as soon as Nordberg is better, he's welcome back at Police Squad.
Frank: ...Unless he's a drooling vegetable. But I think that's only common sense.
[Wilma cries again]

JOTD: BMR

That's right. Boog took bhmf's complaint straight to the source. He never got back to me.

Brother Ali and DJ Snuggles

Yours truly was about ten feet from this same performance at Rock the Bells yesterday. I keep telling Jackals Rock the Bells is the fucking truth and Jackals keep acting like clones and not going. My real blood Jackals The Lynx and Babyface hold a brother down though. Awesome fucking time. Love y'all.

Jackal Observation: This Cartoon Is Fucking Awesome

Holy shit. This is the corniest collection of puns and poor animation I have ever seen. You guys are so lucky you have TVs. I would love to crush beers this fall while sitting down to an hour block of Transformers and G.I. Joe.

A few choice quotes:

"Monumental microchips!"

"I'm gonna kick the mustard outta that crazy hot dog!"

"Hey, bacteria brain! Come down and let's discuss your future as a mental patient."

"Return to base! Cobra!"(Cobra is exclaimed after everything Cobra's men do)

Keeping It Jackal: BMR's Workplace

I told you it was coming back on and I get to reap the benefits a little bit earlier than y'all skrimps. I might see all of Transformers season 1 before we cross the border to kiss VM's bachelorhood goodbye. What do you guys watch at work? YouTube? KFTC.

RIP: Baby Opossum

My dog went JAF and bit this opossum's head. It was night time and behind my house, so when I looked over and saw it twitching, I thought it was a rat. This was the first time he's killed something. I feel pretty shitty about it.

Jackal Movie of the Day: Machete(unreleased)

This movie looks jackal as fuck. What's really hilarious is ultra conservatives think it's going to cause Mexican Americans to mount an offensive of civil unrest in the wake of Arizona's recent legislation. I haven't watched the Alex Jones YouTube video yet, but I plan on doing so on a portable device as I repel down the side of his house with a machete to kill him while he sleeps. This cast is ridiculous, it includes Don Johnson. I didn't even think that guy was still alive, but Rodriguez is taking one from Tarantino's book and resurrecting an 80s legend to modern day glory. DeNiro, Alba(yum), this crazy Mexican guy with a bunch of scars and jackal looking stuff, some other hot chick whose last name is Rodriguez(check for citizenship), watch the trailer, it's fucking hilarious. Alex Jones, get a good meal tonight. You're a dead man.

What did the five fingers say to the face?

Tomorrow at 1:30pm MD is the old German guy and UVA is the Bama in the Mullet that shows up 15 seconds in. OJD in full effect if you want to come watch it with SS.

BALEEVE IT!

For the love of the game, Part 2

This snow storm is all hype. I don't know what all the fuss is about. You think MoCo not plowing my street is gonna keep me from going to watch MD prison rape UNC?

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No chance homey. If Pop Dukes bails and SS has to walk, he will walk. He will walk and blog via Droid. Baleeve it.

Keep Fuckin that Chicken!!!

It takes a tough man to make a tender victory!


11 round shootout = Jackal as fuck

Get Up for the Get Awesome Get Down (per BD2s Request)

Be prepared to hear this 100 times this weekend. Jay Z on some Wicomico Hall shit.



Used to rock a throwback, ballin on the corner
Now I rock a teller suit, looking like a owner
No I'm not a Jonas, brother
I'm a grown up
No I'm not a virgin
I use my cojones


Friday Night
6pm (or earlier) - get home, be ready to get awesome. People can come over at this time.
8pm - Watch Terps win their first BBall game of the year on Comcast Sportsnet
10pm - Create Jackals sign for tailgate with BD2 and Head

Saturday
7am - wake up
7:01am - make coffee
7:05am - add Irish to it
8:30am - carpool arrives at 811 Malcolm
9am SHARP - carpool heads to College Park
9:15am - arrive on campus and put up Jackals flag
9:16am - start getting awesome
noon - achieve Wizard status, start prepping to head to game
1pm - kickoff
4pm - storm field with Ticos head on a stick
5pm - arrive back at 811 Malcolm to get mo awesome with Babyface
9pm - take pictures of Babyface puking
10pm - take pictures of BD2 passed out on the ground like a little bitch
10:01 pm to infinity - on to the next one on to the next one on to the next one on to the next one...

Jackal Self Help Series: Do not Sleep.

If you saw these dudes (especially the guy with the mustache) in the street you would never think twice about calling them GAF or at least hollering expletives at them.  GAF they may be but they could still kick some serious ass.  Next time you are jackalin' it up at the bar and fools get loud.  Drop their ass with a carbonated beverage attack or rapid nut punch.

Even if you don't watch my videos...do yourself a favor watch at least the first 30 seconds.  But if you make it to 1:15  you will not be disappointed.  "Bleeah,  HHHUggghh!"  sooo fucking funny.  

Ball DEEP Attempts a BMR stream of conscienceness post

When did the photos next to the name's start? I like it. Glad I uploaded SOP album cover when I created my profile.

Let me just give you a list of bands:

Sting

Metallica (w Jason Newsted)

Offspring

Green Day

Yes

And yet another list:

Pearl Jam

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Metallica (w Cliff Burton)

Primus

311

Bob Marley and the Wailers

Thin Lizzy

Do you know the difference?

The first list of bands are GAF. AND the bassists in said bands play bass with a pick.

The second list of bands are JAF. These band's bassists do not use picks because they are not gay as fuck and are not afraid of a few blisters. And they are not wannabe guitarists that were to lazy to learn the other 2 strings.

...coincidence? I think not.

(This holds true for all except two Masters of bass which do both pick and non-pick play: Roger Waters and Paul McCartney, but they are exempt because they could play with their members and still be JAF.)

Megan Fox is hot and so is Taylor Hicks and a few other of those Hollywood chicks but they are really annoying.

I love the Redskins. I really hope they beat Coach Spags and the shitty ass Rams at home. I wish I could be there with Pontius and Nuggets a.k.a. voicemail to see it in person.

I think that I was wrong about the Health care debate. I am with Head now. Let's go ahead and get that sorted out OK gov't? That would be ggreeeeaaaatt. Mkay?

I have wheels for sale on craigslist.

I am not sure who to root for this weekend because I starting to hate the Giants equal to the Cowboys....but I still hate the Cowboys more. I think I just answered that. Maybe I'll just root for (H)Romo and (BOY)Manning to get carried out in stretchers hand in hand.

I am going to start eating better and not drinking as much beer. Well probably not but it is the thought that counts right?

ITS FUCKING FRIDAY!

Cheese

Sangria

Cardboard

"Vanilla Ice Platinum? That shit's ridiclous " - Phife Dog

I wonder what Ralph Machio is up to these days? And Mr Miyagi for that matter...

Mancation 2010, let's get serious. When, Where, who???

I love Oskar Blues beer. Except the scottish ale crap. Shit sucks.

Ball DEEP OUT!

DJ Shadow = JACKAL AS A MOAFUCKA

Every jackal should make it a point to witness this DVD.  If you think because a DJ doesn't play an instrument that means they are not musically talented you are GAF...

Fucking.....A: Nuggets call of the Century

Great Oden's Raven, this show is amazing...sorry I am so late to the party

"Kiss my ass and suck my dick....everyone."

Intercontinental Burn

I'm in Greece and drinking.

You all are at work.

SS > Everyone

Suck it.

Bad ass Jackal: Kevin Barnes

Good news is official today for the Skins.

Courtesy Redskins.com:

The Redskins have signed rookie cornerback Kevin Barnes, the team announced
on Thursday. Barnes, a University of Maryland product, was the
Redskins’ third-round selection (80th overall) in the 2009 NFL Draft.
The
6-0, 187-pounder was the highest selection Washington has used on a cornerback
since the team drafted Carlos Rogers with the ninth overall pick in 2005
At
Maryland, Barnes started all 20 games the last two seasons and recorded 85
tackles, including 5.5 for a loss, six interceptions, two forced fumbles and 14
passes defended.

Oh, and if that does nothing for you there is this:

I'm out Bitches! Another Friday early escape soon to commence...

If you don't like Thin Lizzy... then Fuck you.

I think this should be a part of the Rock mix that accompanies SS's UNF the World LP that is going to drop at Mancation 2010.

Speaking of which we need to get in the lab and start layin' down some tracks. March will be here before we know it.

Gary Williams is the fucking man

=

Dude is so gangsta.


I heard the interview on SportsTalk 980 and was nodding my head along to the awesomeness. To sum it up he said "The NCAA is a bunch of pussies and they don't ever punish anyone anymore for cheating" "Nick Sabans a fucking cheater, Pete Carrolls a fucking cheater, Tim Floyds a fucking cheater, John Caliparis a fucking cheater" "Fuck cheating. I don't need that shit. I took over MD when the NCAA had balls and built my program up from scratch and we're fucking back son. We're so fucking back. Fighting for an ACC title next year son. You can fucking book it. Never say a Jackals down and out. Baleeve it."