Jackal Memories of my past: First Blood

Netflix is the greatest thing ever. I always find random shit I have not seen in years. Yes, it is Saturday night and I am at home. What do you expect? A Jackal has to put in his quality family time before a weekend of debauchery on the 14th...

So tonight's selection happens to be one of the greatest of all time. First Blood. Obviously this is the only good Rambo movie. First, because Rambo is not in the title, but mostly because Sly Stallone says about 3 words total so he doesn't blow his cover about being totally fucking retarded. But seriously this movie happens to fucking rule.

I can't even remember how many wooden knives I whittled, fires I started, or survival techniques I impersonated in my backyard as I kid based solely on imitating this movie. Most jackal shit ever.

Not to get all nostalgic but old movies were so much better. No CGI, No Shia LaBeouf, no megan fox (ok so that part is bonus), just a serious case of ass kicking from a 'roided out freak that "had been pushed to far." Seriously I can't decide whose voice is cooler this old school preview guy or Richard Crenna. "Don't forget one thing.....a good supply of body bags."

A Tribute to a Modern Day (kind of) Scarface- The Al Pacino one

Okay. You know you are getting awesome when you own some cool exotic animals.But you get double points when your shit starts taking over the native ecosystem and are the only ones on the continent and whatnot.

Also, your former home is now a theme park. In Columbia, but still, pretty bad ass. Pablo Escobar was also at one point the 7th richest man in the world.

Not too shabby. Also, pet hippos? Way more awesome than fucking pussy Mike Tyson tigers. Hippos be hungry, hungry! More people die from them in Africa than any other animal.

1st summary- Pablo Escobar epitomized the gangsta lifestyle, and had hippos. Jackal!

2nd summary- Brown Dog got a Brown Dog (more brindle really) See above. Jackal!

3rd summary- Camo High Life is the shit. Jackal.


Bitches.

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