Penis Buffet: Tico the Loco

Hey Ticodamus, do you have any more brave proclamations before your bitchass Hokies get stomped in the ground tomorrow? You and Head are gonna be watching 'The Notebook' on marathon loop when the Terps are done with you.

SUCK ONE!: Spambots

Dere you go, Spambots! Do you have any idea how fucking busy I am? Do you think I'm logging onto the Jackals' Den to read your fucking bullshit? Like bhmf said, round here we tend to back up what the fuck we say. See that screengrab up there? Yeah, that's right. I reported you to Google. Since they own all of our dicks, I figure they'll find a way to put the kibosh on the whackness you're spreading like the plague. Don't fuck wit tha Jackals, lest ye' get fucked wit. Ya' heard?