City Living Attempting to Clone BMR

 Seriously on the brink. Must kill. So much hate. Boogers McDoneLostHisShit...

KFTC: Presidential Debates

I can't wait to see who brings the 'X-Factor' in tonight's contest. One man will be the 'American Idol' when this is all said and done. It sure has been an 'Amazing Race' up to this point. One issue of contest will be terror on the homeland and the 'Fear Factor' of Americans in the 21st Century. I'm quite certain if the 'Price is Right', one of these men will make a strong bid to spend the next four years in the 'West Wing'. Oh, if only we had a read on these two jokers before this epitome of democratic discourse!

GCOTD: Wikipedia

Did you know Wikipedia is trying to make this guy disappear? Have you ever read anything about him, bhmf?

ESPN Sucks

Someone tell me why this fat fuck gets any job, much less a job on a sports network. Not only is he a gigantic fat ass, with no athletic experience or expertise, he is not funny. This reminds me of a microcosm of American politics. The fact that he can and does helps me understand how Mitt Romney is remotely a possibility for the next president of the United States of America.

Keeping It Jackal: Buck Showalter

"Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." - Vincent van Gogh

Once upon a time the New York Yankees were in need of a manager. They thought Buck would come back to their ass castle for an insane amount of money just like every other douchebag they buy a set of pinstripes for. Little did they know they were dealing with a man of integrity and hard work, the cornerstones of any successful franchise. They wanted more of the same, Buck was hoping for a challenge. Enter the Woerioles, Major League Baseball's retarded, red-headed, pimple/freckle-faced fat kid in the cellar. After failing to reach the 70-win plateau a season ago and 15 years below .500, the bad birds of Baltimore are bound for the Bronx in a series tied at a game a piece. Showalter has yet to flinch. This improbable turn of events is probably exactly what he envisioned in his big beautiful brain. Let me get some magic, hon.

The Den is mighty quiet....

......has the Jackal once known as Boogers McRib gone clone???????