Monday, June 18, 2012

Vote 4 JC in 2012!!!!!

BHMF has always supported the Democratic processes of this great nation. But there has come a time, and that time is now, that this nation needs new leadership more dearly than ever before. We face a crisis, yes indeed. We need a third party to take charge. And of course BHMF supports libertarians and green parties and independents and anarchists of all stripes and encourages all of them to throw their voices and visions for America into the mix. But today BHMF has found a new leader for a new third party, a leader like no other. A leader that will fulfill all of this nations needs and wants. And what we as upstanding citizen Jackals needs ta do is we needs to vote for this motherfucker and we's need to vote for him now. The rapture is coming, it is almost upon us, and we need to vote this man into office before it is too late. And now at the risk of saying too much I must suggest all Jackals give this fine song a listen or two. Now I know Billy Bragg is affiliated with Wilco (who T-Large is very fond of) and Wilco is kinda lame, but don't despair b/c Billy Bragg fucking rocks. This song is very catchy, give it a few listens and you will find yourself singing/humming the melody all week long.

Monday Not-Hottie (Hot Dog Hooker of Hempstead)


“Prostitution is sex. I’m not selling sex, I’m selling my cleavage*,”

 *Cathy Scalia's opinion of what constitutes cleavage does not represent 'The Jackals' Den' or its contributing authors.