Sunday, December 12, 2010

WTF: College Coaching Hires

So Miami hires Al Golden, most recently of Temple? And Vanderbilt gets* Gus Malzahn?!

If he skips out on calling the Championship Game in favor of his newfound responsibilities with the Commodores, you have my sympathies, Mr. Shote Sleeves.

Oh, congratulations, though.

* Okay, perhaps not. But probably.

JOTD: Crazy Pat


Friday night I was out and about doing my thing... Drink a beer here, holler shorty there, say what's up to the DJ, get a bunch of random people to all come out to the same place, cut some rug with BMR, you know, the usual... And then I started to attempt to make a mistake that would drastically alter the landscape of the Universe as I know it. Details cannot be discussed on the interweb but I must publicly thank Crazy Pat for protecting me from myself EVEN THOUGH he would have had about 10,000,000 laughs at my expense if I continued down the path I was considering. Thank you sir for holding a Jackal down. Seriously.
And double seriously we WILL NOT DISCUSS DETAILS OF THIS ON THE DEN. I will go Scar Saddam on your asses. Offline we can laugh about it a ton though.