Friday, September 4, 2009

"Yeah, you make good comments...but they typically give those jobs to, you know, ex-ballplayers and...professional broadcasters"

This is funny as hell:

"tanya snyder's vajayjay is fourteen degrees celsius "

as are many of the other one's you have added as labels. Keep 'em comin' Boog.

Dan Snyder Go Asleep: Response

Boog, I can't argue there. Dan Snyder...eat a fatty. He has singlehandedly screwed up one of the most storied franchises in the league. Still got love for my Redskins though. Maybe he will die and a new owner will come along and suck a percentage less than he. One can only hope.

Let's get back to the good 'ol days. Clinton Portis, shut up and beat Riggins record, Hayneworth, break Eli Manning in two, Zorn, Hip hip..Super Bowl, come on were ready. 18 years is long enough to wait. Get your shit together and win. Split the division rival games, beat AFC West, Beat NFC South 10-6 playoffs... Balleeeevvvee it.
As far as the ticket holders, I dont feel bad for them at all. Season tickets are damn expensive and a luxury. I had them for one year and it was tough. Payment plans to help you stay a season ticket holder is the most absurd thing I have ever heard. Get the fuck out if you can't pay. Maybe if there werent so many assholes drawing down their home equity and credit cards to get season tickets, prices would go down and availability would go up. A brotha would like to watch the game without needing binocks and shit.

This is the same reason our houses are worth a third of what they used to be and you can barely afford to get a new pair of sneaks. This mostly credit driven society is on the way out. Try and get a loan, I dare you. Unless you have the money already, you ain't getting it. Unless you pay through the nose through paying high as hell interest and have really good credit. Just pay straight cash for shit. Or take smart loans when you NEED them. If you don't have money, you can't drive a BMW and have a Blackberry. Jackals gotta keep that shit on lock because it is too easy to fall into that trap. I am speaking from experience. I have been living champangne lifestyle on a lite beer budget for a minute. No mas.
Not to mention that the NFL has been getting fat off us for our whole lives. They should have to deal with the pains of recession too. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go to nfl.com and purchase some team licensed apparel at astronomical prices and then go read about my team on yahoo.com and see an ad for Coors light. Then I'll go buy some Coors light after work to forget about all of this negative shit. (this is exactly what is going to happen.)