Thursday, May 27, 2010

You Don't Say...: Oilocalypse 2010


Good news was getting old. Fuck.

GCOTD: Chris Chike

KFTC: DRUDGE REPORT

What the fuck is Matt Drudge implying with this quote/photograph? Obama's finger. 'Plug' 'Hole' and 'Daddy' stretched across his "news" page in a "headline". What the fuck is there a close up of his finger for? I guess the more important question is why Boogers checks in with this prick and his ridiculousness in the first place. I fucking hate clones.

F(ormer)JOTD:


Former Jackal behaving NFL star has turned in his mullet for clone behavior.

It appears he got a case of the clones by getting married and decided to cut his mullet and be generally less awesome. This is not the first time we have seen this. KOTJ, Droppa Deuce, Shote Sleeves (married to his job) and Aldente Schwanz or whatever the fuck his name is (married to being gay) have all suffered a similar fate. (DD is making a comeback though by participating in the Montreal awesomeness this summer although his absence in the Den since inception is lamentable.)

Let's hope this systemic problem ends here.

JOTD: Harvey Keitel


Toby? Toby. Toby Wong? Fucking Charlie Chan.