Ya'll gay clones
better speak the fuck up and stop bullshitting. This ain't no Saturday matinee.
Take off ya dungarees and put on ya suppa slacks!
Rost Beef son!
As an aside I enjoy Scotch.
CTB Show 495: A(I) Self Aware Podcast
2 days ago
Friday, June 5, 2009
Don't Lurk
Ball Deep. Droppa Duece. T Large.
Ya'll gay clones
better speak the fuck up and stop bullshitting. This ain't no Saturday matinee.
Take off ya dungarees and put on ya suppa slacks!
Rost Beef son!
As an aside I enjoy Scotch.
Ya'll gay clones
better speak the fuck up and stop bullshitting. This ain't no Saturday matinee.
Take off ya dungarees and put on ya suppa slacks!
Rost Beef son!
As an aside I enjoy Scotch.
Jackals bark at deez fools
I know some fools be doubtin' that Stomp the Yard be some run of the mill bullshit, but I tell you right now, that those muthafuckas are scrimps. Jackals rep hard as a muthafucka and the hard core shit we lay down whether it be in the lab, on the court, donnin suppa slacks and wizard staffs, in da club or in your face with UNF best baleeve we reppin Thetas hard as a muthafucka. If yo sorry ass ain't seen this shit or ain't seen in it in a minute, best get on that shit before a Jackal takes a shit on or about your dome piece. Although much of a muthafuckin' Jackals baleefs is based on this shit, we much bigger than a muthafuckin' Hollywood movie. Jackals be a movement. Like the Hells Angels, the Bloods the Crips, Oprah Winfrey's entourage and a gorilla all wrapped in one muthafuckin' hard ass package. If you didn't know better ask somebody...except you can't cuz the muthafucka is already dead....laid out like a bitch... for crossin a muthafuckin' Jackal.
HHHHOOOOWWWWLLLL!!!!
Burgers, Booze, and Blogs
Increasing levels of awesomeness in that order. We're getting cyber awesome. Blogging was cool in 2004, now it's dangerous.
It Was Written . . .
From: VoiceMail
To: Ball Deep, ScarShoulders
Date Mon, Dec 17, 2007 at 9:23 PM
Subject: this is it
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In jackal society the social unit is that of a monogamous pair which defends its territory from other pairs. These territories are defended by vigorously chasing intruding rivals and marking landmarks around the territory with urine and feces.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackal
From: ScarShoulders
To: Ball Deep, VoiceMail
Date Tue, Dec 18, 2007 at 9:25 AM
Subject: Re: this is it
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They are nocturnal, most active at dawn and dusk.
HAAAAAYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: Ball Deep
To: ScarShoulders, VoiceMail
Date Tue, Dec 18, 2007 at 9:44 AM
Subject: Re: this is it
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That's right...
Stay off our territory!!! Woof Woof....
Giants fans are chumps!
From: ScarShoulders
To: Ball Deep, VoiceMail
Date Tue, Dec 18, 2007 at 10:10 AM
Subject: Re: this is it
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i'm gonna go feces up fed ex field on my lunch break.
From: Ball Deep
To: ScarShoulders, VoiceMail
Date Wed, Dec 19, 2007 at 3:11 PM
Subject: Jackals Holla
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From: ScarShoulders
To: Ball Deep, VoiceMail
Date Wed, Dec 19, 2007 at 3:17 PM
Subject: Re: Jackals Holla
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HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: ScarShoulders
To: Ball Deep, VoiceMail
Date Wed, Dec 19, 2007 at 3:37 PM
Subject: Re: Jackals Holla
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watch your back lions we on the prowl!
From: VoiceMail
To: Ball Deep, ScarShoulders
Date Wed, Dec 19, 2007 at 8:44 PM
Subject: Re: Jackals Holla
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Seriously badass
From: Ball Deep
To: ScarShoulders, VoiceMail, Head, Poppa Woppa, Boogers, Brown Dogg
Date Thu, Dec 20, 2007 at 10:53 AM
Subject: Re: Jackals Holla
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funniest website ever.
http://www.draconika.com/types.php
From: ScarShoulders
To: Ball Deep, VoiceMail, Head, Poppa Woppa, Boogers, Brown Dogg
Date Thu, Dec 20, 2007 at 10:57 AM
Subject: Re: Jackals Holla
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That shit is racist yo! Why's the black dragon gotta be "vile, evil tempered, and obsessed with death. They live in fetid, swampy habitats. They find comfort in the sickening-sweet aroma of drowned, rotting carcasses."?????
Fuck dragons. A Jackal would eat the shit outta a wack ass dragon.
HOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Cheeseburger, extttraaaaaaa baaaaaaacoooooonnnnnnnn
From: VoiceMail
To: Ball Deep, ScarShoulders, Head, Poppa Woppa, Boogers, Brown Dogg
Date Thu, Dec 20, 2007 at 10:59 AM
Subject: Re: Jackals Holla
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wtf, how did you find this? NERDS
Jackals unite! Howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlllllllllllllllllllll, I will claim dragon territory with my urine and feces.
To: Ball Deep, ScarShoulders
Date Mon, Dec 17, 2007 at 9:23 PM
Subject: this is it
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In jackal society the social unit is that of a monogamous pair which defends its territory from other pairs. These territories are defended by vigorously chasing intruding rivals and marking landmarks around the territory with urine and feces.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackal
From: ScarShoulders
To: Ball Deep, VoiceMail
Date Tue, Dec 18, 2007 at 9:25 AM
Subject: Re: this is it
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They are nocturnal, most active at dawn and dusk.
HAAAAAYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: Ball Deep
To: ScarShoulders, VoiceMail
Date Tue, Dec 18, 2007 at 9:44 AM
Subject: Re: this is it
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That's right...
Stay off our territory!!! Woof Woof....
Giants fans are chumps!
From: ScarShoulders
To: Ball Deep, VoiceMail
Date Tue, Dec 18, 2007 at 10:10 AM
Subject: Re: this is it
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i'm gonna go feces up fed ex field on my lunch break.
From: Ball Deep
To: ScarShoulders, VoiceMail
Date Wed, Dec 19, 2007 at 3:11 PM
Subject: Jackals Holla
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From: ScarShoulders
To: Ball Deep, VoiceMail
Date Wed, Dec 19, 2007 at 3:17 PM
Subject: Re: Jackals Holla
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HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: ScarShoulders
To: Ball Deep, VoiceMail
Date Wed, Dec 19, 2007 at 3:37 PM
Subject: Re: Jackals Holla
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watch your back lions we on the prowl!
From: VoiceMail
To: Ball Deep, ScarShoulders
Date Wed, Dec 19, 2007 at 8:44 PM
Subject: Re: Jackals Holla
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Seriously badass
From: Ball Deep
To: ScarShoulders, VoiceMail, Head, Poppa Woppa, Boogers, Brown Dogg
Date Thu, Dec 20, 2007 at 10:53 AM
Subject: Re: Jackals Holla
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funniest website ever.
http://www.draconika.com/types.php
From: ScarShoulders
To: Ball Deep, VoiceMail, Head, Poppa Woppa, Boogers, Brown Dogg
Date Thu, Dec 20, 2007 at 10:57 AM
Subject: Re: Jackals Holla
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That shit is racist yo! Why's the black dragon gotta be "vile, evil tempered, and obsessed with death. They live in fetid, swampy habitats. They find comfort in the sickening-sweet aroma of drowned, rotting carcasses."?????
Fuck dragons. A Jackal would eat the shit outta a wack ass dragon.
HOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Cheeseburger, extttraaaaaaa baaaaaaacoooooonnnnnnnn
From: VoiceMail
To: Ball Deep, ScarShoulders, Head, Poppa Woppa, Boogers, Brown Dogg
Date Thu, Dec 20, 2007 at 10:59 AM
Subject: Re: Jackals Holla
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wtf, how did you find this? NERDS
Jackals unite! Howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlllllllllllllllllllll, I will claim dragon territory with my urine and feces.
Post Up Move #1
This is Tarzan, king of the mutha fuckin jungle rep rep representing from the jackals den on Chapin Street. Its Friday night, I aint got shit to do 'cept fry up some vegetable gyoza and talk about what motherfuckin badass I am. Clonelle, I hope your fuckin drunk when you read this post. Steven, I hope you are just chillin on the couch, shirt off, button on yo pants open, drinkin a Caronna. Nuggets, you better be waxing your mustache while eatin a bagette. And Lee, you better be swappin yo little lady's BC out for some sugar pills. And I better not hear that you've been pullin out. It's baby time and you know it. Jackal it up bitches. OUT.
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