Boogerdamus: Steelers Miss the Playoffs

I was extremely shocked when ESPN opened wide and unanimously crowned the Pittsburgh Steelers 2010 Super Bowl Champions without playing a snap. They're in for a shit storm I tell you. My birds lost fair and square three times, I'm not on here to take away from last year. I'm just going on the record, right now. Steelers miss the playoffs. Book it. Kerry Collins is scared like a mother fucker when it comes to the Baltimore Ravens, but I am guaranteeing, yes, jackal on record, guaranteeing a Tennessee victory in Shittsburgh tomorrow. Book it, Danno. Call your bookie. Open the book and read them pages. 10-6, I got a little carried away with the whole 9-7 thing, but no playoffs. Boogerdamus has spoken.

WTF?????

All I heard through the Address to Congress was the following:

"FIRST!....blah...blah...blah...town hall....SECOND!...Ted Kennedy...blah...blah...blah...$900 Billion...blah...blah...blah...won't cost taxpayers any money...blah...blah...blah...social justice...blah...blah...blah...I STILL BALLEEVVE WE CAN DO GREAT THINGS!...THAT IS OUR CHARACTER!"

What the fuck are you serious??  How the fuck are you going to pay for it?  Just print some more Benjamin's?  Cash for Clunkers wasn't supposed to cost the taxpayers money either. 

Uncle Sam is a delusional old man

Oops, never saw that coming.

And what is with the MLK impersonation?  "I STILL BALLEEVVEE"  and shit.  What the fuck is that?  I love you Obama, but this shit is getting out of hand.  I don't think we are going to get this fixed anytime soon based on the reaction of the 'Publican 'Mericans.  "I'm not clapping for you..na na na...nana....naaaa"  

Pick a battle.  The War, Healthcare, the environment, the economy, foreign affairs.  Fix one, THEN move onto the next thing.  Dude is trying to do everything at once.  That is what chicks do.  We are not chicks Obama.  We are jackals...THAT IS OUR CHARACTER!

PS  Psst!  President Obama, we are still in a recession. 

GCOTD: Nancy Pelosi

Count Nancy Pelosi's blinks during this address. I want to punch her about the face each time those wretched lashes crash into one another.

Close Call: Almost Gave a Shit About Womens' Tennis

This chick is really busted. Why couldn't she be hot?

Jackal Proposition: Sarah Palin/Ann Coulter make-out session

I wanted to take a post to propose that this chick and this chick get it on. I hate them both so much, I just want to watch them make out. Thoughts?

If you have some time today and aren't boiling with frustration over the "healthcare debate" a.k.a. tires spinning in mud that is the American political system, check out what the near vice president has to say about beaureacratizing our current system and how it won't be good for the American economy.