Fuck friends that live far away

This is more a J2J call out than anything. Where are all my homies? I am almost about to buy a big ass sailboat for like 3gs. I can keep that shit at the marina in my neighborhood. No trailer, no storage fees except reg. marina ones. Damn, I need to get some local middle liver homeschools. I guess I have to start hanging out at the local marina bars again. Boats are awesome, but they need friends to keep the fun afloat. Does anybody live anywhere remotely close to me that likes drinking, drinking on a boat, fishing, fishing and drinking, and or fishing and drinking while on a boat? If not, you are a gay homosexual, and need to stick your arm in a woodchipper.

 I need to buy this, but common sense is kicking my ass right now.

Why all the hate for upstate? Dont be skeered.