New Jackal Feature: I Live This Shit

No no no.....I told you.... I live this shit ... I aint just up here, rappin and tappin, spittin and skittin and shit....Naw, uh uhh, not me...I'm not you, I'm not you rapper, I'm not you...

Back in the day we here at the den had regular features... well... on the regular. All we have leftover from these glory days is the Friday Hottie and when you think about it the Friday Hottie is kinda gross. BMR is jacking off at some time during the week and finds a new girl to bust on. Then he finds 7 more pics of her and feeds it to Tico and BHMF. Y'all ninjas are getting Booger McRightHands sloppy Internet seconds... but I digress...

I'm introducing a new feature here at the Den called "I Live This Shit". Basically you do something Jackal as Fuck, tell us about it. Take fucking pictures. And tag it.

Expect something from yours truly on the regular because I Live This Shit each and every day. And what do we have here? The first installment of I live this shit is already up?!?!?! Did Scar Shoulders just post in the past like Doc Brown in Back to the Future?!?!?!?!? JTFC that dude is Jackal as fuck. Make like Westside Connection and bow down before your God.

Hoooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwlllllllllllaaaaallllllluuuuujjjjjjjjjajaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

If You Gotta Go...

"A California man attending a cockfight has died after being stabbed in the leg by a bird that had a knife attached to its own limb."

News Flash: Stupid People Are Stupid

I know this probably comes as a shock to you jackals.

God Bless The USJACKAL!!!!!!!!!!!! State of the DEN does not stop it just CON TIN UUUUUUUUUUUUUU

"It is one year before Armageddon in this, the year of Our Lord Two Thousand Eleven. The year of the Rabbit. Anubis likes him some rabbit. You know what this all means to a Jackal??? We are going to eat mighty well this year. So enjoy boys, it is a good year to be a Jackal.

Now let us not forget that we Jackals are Statesmen of the highest caliber and with this Statesmanship distinction comes an air of superiority. We are Anubis' ulitmate creation. It is because of this that we may ignore certain Laws of the Land and mix things that shan't ever be mixed such as: Liquor and Beer, Religion and Politics, Church and State. Please allow me to continue..........

It weren't too long ago that the ever so dignified Mr. Scar Shoulders was heard to say, "BHMF is gospel truth." Well holy light of the lord, bless thee. I accept the holy ordination and as honored as I am, let me humble myself and lead this Holy Den in prayer.

Pray with me Jackals:

I will thank you as long as I live. I will lift my paws to praise thee Anubis.

You satisfy my soul with the richest rabbits.

But those who try to destroy my life will go into the depths of the UNF.

They will be cut down by swords. Their dead bodies will be left as food for jackals.

But the Jackal will find joy in God. Everyone who takes an oath by God will brag, but the mouths of clones will be silenced.

Amen and HOOWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLEELLLL

LLLLUUUUJJJJJAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

And yo I dunno maybe I had it all wrong. You see I can admit when I am wrong, Cause after all anyone born of the Jackal is a blood brother in my eyes!