let me help you SS:

Iraqi Notorious BIG

It gets real Jackal about 1:02 in. HOWL!

Vegas vs. Atlantic City

In the meantime we can go to AC? What is Clonelle or whoever that was talking about? That is like comparing Megan Fox to Rosanne Barr. Yeah, they are both humans but that is about the only thing they have in common. BMR is right AC sucks. I'd rather go to Black Bear Chalet or some other shit hole in the woods than stay within the confines of this god awful state.

Don't believe me? Look to Hollywood for proof then:

Atlantic City obviously GAF



Las Vegas so jackal you get awesome upon arrival

Bama Ass Skrimps!

BMR unwrapped 80 hours of vacation time about a week ago and his employer is all "use it or lose it". Basically, he's chiseled out 120 hours of getting awesome leading into Christmas week. Did I hear someone say Jackal of the Day?

A Jackal misses Vegas....like a maulfucker

Now I understand why Nicholas Cage was so depressed in Leaving Las Vegas. It is like being a kid, going to Disney World and then having to go back to school in time for your math test.

Only this math test is being pounded in your ass in the form of a job that lasts 30+ years and the only conversation you can have outside of this nightmare of a responsibility with other "test takers" is about how shitty your job, commute, weather, mortgage, co-worker, boss, housing market, job market, political issues, environment and business buzzwords are... at nauseum.

A jackal misses Vegas like a mutha fucka. SS we gots to find a way to get another fix on the double. Remember dude at Rhumbar? Now I know why he was pouring out his blood sweat and tears to the rythmic beats of those awesome DJs. Because he knew just how awesome we were getting and how fleeting getting awesome in Vegas really is.....ballleeevveee it.

What is Jimi Hendrix without his acid? What is Eli Manning without a nice dude in his bed to snuggle up with? What is a mancation without Tico? What is BMR without awesome cartoons? What is a jackal without Vegas? ....Sad.