Fuck Canada

Fate?

I think not...bring it on clones. Regardless of the outcome we will still tear your hometown a new one for nuggets'es pre-nuptial hoonery festival (Head you should come), but I believe the Caps will prevail!

Jackal Restaurant of the Day: Mildred's Temple Kitchen

Well well well, Canada. It appears there's jackal in you yet. I've heard Montreal has some of the continent's best strip clubs, but this takes it to a whole new level. "I'll have the Mussels in about 45 minutes and you might want to watch the door, because you're hostess won't be."

Hockey: Whitest sport ever

Rap rock? Really? I am trying my best to cover up the z28 driving mullet wearin', molson original drinkin', truth about hockey fans but this doesn't make it any easier. I will still be watching tonight however, GO CAPS!!

That'll Teach you to Run!!!

How did I go 30 years on this planet without realizing how awesome hockey is? Granted these are some B league eastbumblefuck teams but check out the announcer in this video.



The back story makes it much more hilarious, but I love how fired up the announcer gets. I will be keeping an eye out for a new video from tonight's game on yahoo's puck daddy tomorrow. I keep a jackal posted if there is more gold to be viewed.

Do not fuck with Ken Carroll....In the meantime, Go Caps.