Jackal Memories of my past: Chappelle Show

Fucking hell I had forgotten how good this was...

Caps are so awesome I just shit my pants

Seriously these guys are fucking insane. They are fucking teams up left and right. It feels so good to have a home team that doesn't suck ass. The Maple Leafs are in the midst of a caps given bitch slap and it is quite enjoyable to watch albeit on highlights through NHL network. Apparently the Maple Leafs' history is of Protestant British descent so fuck them times 1,000,000,000,000,000. Fuck yo couch Maple Leafs!

GCOTD: Broadview Security

Scoring is hard enough, but now you have these commercials depicting seemingly normal men as terrible monsters.

Broadview Security=Cock block

Friday Hottie: Kate Beckinsale

This chick's props are so long overdue, I almost feel bad throwing it down for her. Underworld really sucked, but it does have obscene blood in portions that made it pretty enjoyable. I never would have even considered wasting those two hours four times, if this blessed piece of awesome hadn't graced the screen. SS, keep your greasy flies on the ass-photo shoppin' paws of my main squeeze, aight? Happy Friday, Jackals. And to you, Ms. Beckinsale. Arf.

Jackal Conundrum: Starch

All I'm saying is you tell a jackal to bring starch, you've said enough. Imagine you're sitting, watching sports, keeping jackal, and your fellow jackal drops some freshly grilled/smoked meat on your plate. Is it so hard to fathom consuming said meat without the obligatory starch to which we are so accustomed as 'Mericans? I'm just saying, maybe you could take a bite of chicken, steak, venison, whatever your taste buds require, and supplant said starch with a freshly prepped pizza pie from your boy Boogers? Pizza crust = starch. Of course, you could just tell Voicemail to put some taters together. Status quo is for scarf-wearers, yo.

Failblog.org keepin' it Jackal

Nuggets put me up on this a long time ago. From time to time I go back to laugh at the misery of others to make myself feel better about myself. Here are a few highlights in case you have been out of touch