Keeping It Jackal: Ron Franklin

Damn it all to hell! There's too many bowl games, leading to too much airtime for ESPN, leading to funny as fuck things like this happening and a jackal has to read them instead of hear them for his fucking self.

GCOTC: Kevin Anderson

Fuck you Kevin Anderson. Fuck you very much.

Randy fucking Edsall?

Are you fuckiking kidding me?!?!?!?!

Let's go to the videotape...

Randy Edsall - 74-70 and 22-26 in the shitty Big East.

Ralph Friedgen - 75-50 and 43-37 in the better ACC.

Mike Leach - 84-43 and 47-33 in the better than both Big 12.

JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST WAS THIS AN EASY DECISION TO MAKE. DON'T HIRE THE SHITTIEST COACH OF THE THREE ABOVE. HIRE THE COACH (MIKE LEACH) THAT IS BOYS WITH KEVIN PLANK THE UNIVERSITYS MOST INFLUENTIAL AND GENEROUS DONOR. THE GUY WHO CAN MAKE MD THE OREGON OF THE EAST. WHO DOES THE COCKSMOKER HIRE?

RANDY FUCKING EDSALL?!?!?!?!?!?!

I have season tickets to basketball and I'm listening to nothing but DMX this month... sombodies about to get got. Voicemail and me are gonna ride on this Ninja come Tuesday and he's gonna feel the fucking pain. Die slow mother fucker!!!