GCOTW: ECU...a college football pussy school

What's the definition of a College Football pussy school?

If any of the below apply:

1. Gay traditions
2. Lacrosse and volleyball teams are their best team sports
3. Your stadium and fans have no football soul
4. You don't win against non-div 2 schools
5. Alcohol is not insanely consumed for many hours before every game

Virginia (of course) is a great example, but ECU turns out also fits

They have a cannon, a mini sized cannon Look at that fucking thing! This is indisputable evidence that there is a gay cloning movement....HAHA (this is the "cannon" the pirates "shoot" after every TD)

Gay clone:


Hokies version:


In Nov 14th we'll find out if MD has been gay cloned

Get Up for the Get Awesome Get Down (per BD2s Request)

Be prepared to hear this 100 times this weekend. Jay Z on some Wicomico Hall shit.



Used to rock a throwback, ballin on the corner
Now I rock a teller suit, looking like a owner
No I'm not a Jonas, brother
I'm a grown up
No I'm not a virgin
I use my cojones


Friday Night
6pm (or earlier) - get home, be ready to get awesome. People can come over at this time.
8pm - Watch Terps win their first BBall game of the year on Comcast Sportsnet
10pm - Create Jackals sign for tailgate with BD2 and Head

Saturday
7am - wake up
7:01am - make coffee
7:05am - add Irish to it
8:30am - carpool arrives at 811 Malcolm
9am SHARP - carpool heads to College Park
9:15am - arrive on campus and put up Jackals flag
9:16am - start getting awesome
noon - achieve Wizard status, start prepping to head to game
1pm - kickoff
4pm - storm field with Ticos head on a stick
5pm - arrive back at 811 Malcolm to get mo awesome with Babyface
9pm - take pictures of Babyface puking
10pm - take pictures of BD2 passed out on the ground like a little bitch
10:01 pm to infinity - on to the next one on to the next one on to the next one on to the next one...

GCOTD: Aerosmith

Bon voyage, bitches. When people ask what's so great about Led Zeppelin, the Who, the Police, regardless of their music, they called it quits rather than throw on cruise control in the lane to suck. The Rolling Stones, quit, please. Aerosmith, thank you so much for putting an end to aural fecal matter, although I'm sorry this will never happen again. They took way too long to quit, they'll probably tour again for $400/ticket, but this was one of the best rock bass lines ever. Nevertheless, Steven Tyler and Co., go the fuck asleep. Your band has sucked for more years than it was good.

Gay Clone of the Day......Again: Dan Snyder

Sorry I couldn't resist.


Dear Dan Snyder:

I have a recommendation to save your franchise from certain doom. Fire every major acquisition you have made in your tenure as an abhorrent owner of my beloved Redskins over the past decade. Fire anyone you thought would make this team better, all the coaches, all the players, all the way up to your best buddy Vinny Cerrato. This season is a essentially over anyway so what does it matter. Then write a contract that forbids you from having any say over any decisions aside from signing paychecks and merchandising, especially deciding what to do with any offseason signings or draft picks. Then call Bill Polian and offer everything you can possibly afford, beg him to work for you, give him complete control over all football related matters. Sit in your little office playing Madden and keeping up with your fantasy team and leave the real football to people who have a clue what they are doing.

Best Regards (eat shit and die),

Every Redskins fan left

PS GO SKINS!!