Friday Hottie: Famke Janssen

So a little jackal research led me to discover this fine peesh of aish was born in the Netherlands. So BMR could wed her and then she could move the two of us back to the 'Dam and we could eat Scooby snacks until her glorious money ran out. I didn't realize it, but this sexy thang first revved on the scene (that one was for you, BD2) in GoldenEye with Pierce Brosnan where she seduced men and then crushed their midsection with her thighs (not exactly work computer material). She'll probably always be Jean Grey/Phoenix from here on out, but I, for one, am really glad her parents bumped the old uglies.

GCOTD: Matt Drudge

Hey, want to find out how every waking moment is the eve of the apocalypse? Want to hear over-exaggerated renditions of events and happenings the world over? Or do you just want some content to spark hilariousness in the Den? This fucking douchebag provides all of the above. Unfortunately, some redneck in the Arkansas hills might read this and think Obama has turned the White House into a Bill Clinton-esque melee' with anal beads and cigar dildos, because ol' Drudgey gave it this tagline - "Comic brags about snorting coke feet away from Obama..." So now stand-up comedy routines are breaking news. What a douche. Please, someone besides NPR, base your reporting/headlines on facts.

By the way, can any jackal put eyes on the missing jackal pictured below?