When Keeping It Jackal Goes Wrong: Mark Musarella

Today we will introduce another new feature here at the Den, when keeping it Jackal goes wrong. The premise is quite simple: you attempt to be Jackal and things backfire or get totally out of control and you end up in some sort of sticky situation*. Maybe you put a middle finger on a bouncers head, maybe you pass out on the front lawn, maybe you hear of the Jackals and try to imitate their behavior and end up in jail...

Enter Mark Musarella of Staten Island, who clearly heard of the Jackals through the NYC connect. Keeping it Jackal could certainly include using your day job to take pictures of a female at work. It could include sharing those pictures with your friends. However if your work is that of an EMT and the lady you are taking pictures of is half naked murder victim** and then you place said pictures on facebook you have entered the realm of things going wrong and will certainly lose your job, most likely end up in jail, and probably end up getting ass raped ( you are afterall a former cop, jail is NOT for you).

Yeah this kind of thing is funny in an Eminem song, and is probably funny as a joke in an email to trusted friends and might even be funny as a joke on The Jackals Den blog. But to actually do it (and get caught), well that earns you the dubious honor of being the first member of the When Keeping It Jackal Goes Wrong Hall of Shame.

*Keeping it Jackal going wrong could certainly land you in a bitch juice situation. While this is not acceptable behavior it is certainly more Jackal than landing in bitch juice without attempting to keep it Jackal. If you find yourself in bitch juice territory without attempting to keep it Jackal you need to take a long look in the mirror, pull out a handgun, and shove it up your ass and pull the trigger until it goes click.

**Whys everyone a chubby chaser all of a sudden? Check the link. No disrespect, I'm just saying...