Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Gay Clone of the Day

Fucking VM?  What the fuck?  Skipped playing bball with your boys over the weekend to go to a fucking baseball game.  Gay strike 1.  Wrote a blog about it in the jackal den.  This isn't your fucking twitter account, strike 2.  Posted a picture with your girl standing next to a fucking costumed mascot.  Please tell me you just accidentally forgot to post the picture of you beating up the mascot while girls in the background get naked and make out.  Cause as this stands, I can't think of anything less jackal than this.  Gay strike 3.  And then you write this in an email...."I was distracted by the beef I'm currently corning...".  What?  That is the gayest thing I've ever heard??  Seriously, go get wasted and post something funny.  You need to redeem my son.
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6 comments:

  1. ScarShouldersJune 11, 2009 at 6:13 AM

    He said twitter, I laughed, awesome!

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  2. MattJune 11, 2009 at 7:55 AM

    whoa jackal to jackal call out! fierce. Nuggets AKA VoiceMail, you gonna take this disrespect??

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  3. King of the JungleJune 11, 2009 at 9:16 AM

    I didn't want to do it. But a real jackal tells his boy when he's fuckin up. I called you out cause I expect more from you VM. Bring yo shit!

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  4. ScarShouldersJune 11, 2009 at 9:20 AM

    So this post was the first "Jackalvention"?

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  5. King of the JungleJune 11, 2009 at 9:29 AM

    Ohhh, I get it. You took a word and replaced part of it with Jackal. I hope that trend catches on.......That was sarjackalasm.

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  6. MattJune 11, 2009 at 10:10 AM

    tough love... a jackal appreciates that shit.

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