Just Another Day on the Farm.........

.........and this cow is fucking pissed off! Well I don't blame the damn thing for being pissed. Being a cow would suck, unless of course you had the good fortune to be born a Hindu cow.

But actually, no wait, fuck it. I say if it looks like a sacred cow then it is best to be on the safe side and kill the damn thing. Kill it jackals, kill it dead.

Jackal Conundrum: Starch

All I'm saying is you tell a jackal to bring starch, you've said enough. Imagine you're sitting, watching sports, keeping jackal, and your fellow jackal drops some freshly grilled/smoked meat on your plate. Is it so hard to fathom consuming said meat without the obligatory starch to which we are so accustomed as 'Mericans? I'm just saying, maybe you could take a bite of chicken, steak, venison, whatever your taste buds require, and supplant said starch with a freshly prepped pizza pie from your boy Boogers? Pizza crust = starch. Of course, you could just tell Voicemail to put some taters together. Status quo is for scarf-wearers, yo.