Friday Hottie: Rachael Cordingley

JOTD: BMR

Yeah, at 01:15, Captain Douche Bag runs the red light and causes a wreck. He has a joke MAIF insurance account and if it weren't for the FOIA, this cracker would have been up shits creek without a terd to paddle. A lesson to you little jackal puppies, when you get in a car wreck, call the freaking cops. Otherwise you drive around with a broke ass front fender and a horn that doesn't work for two months before you beg the local gubmint to release video footage of the event you swear to fucking Christ fucking happened, but you need a damn near act of Christ himself to prove it. Safe to say, red Acura 9AD5621 done fucked with the wrong jackal.