NFL Preview

We're getting there, 2 weeks until the preseason. The Redskins are in need of some major offensive fire power loyal fans such as myself are left cautiously optimistic. Certainties for the NFC East include Donovan McNabb being a fat fuck, Tony Romo blowing it, and the New York Giants in need of a serious set of balls, see definition 3. We know Boogers is psyched about this, what excites you about the upcoming season? PS, the super bowl is being played at fucking Landshark Stadium, Josh Goldsmith can eat a tank of shark dicks.

Jackals Gone Whack

To folks that enjoy good old rock n' roll today was a sad day, massive jackals of yesterday Kings of Leon performed on the blasted Today Show. This tilts the cheese factor, and not in their favor. To the kings of yesteryear I pour out some Hennesey.

Matt Lauer's a tool.

Jackal Advice: Bud Selig/Peter Angelos

Earl Weaver would appreciate it if you would go the fuck asleep.

Hey, you Greek fuck! Whenever you're ready, I'd like to enjoy baseball again. Selig, the MLB is rotten and stinks to high fuckin' hell. I'm ready to take a wrecking ball to the whole organization. Close the book on steroids. Come up with a fucking salary cap. As a personal request, P-Ange, would you bury this Orioles logo beneath your dead grandmother?  

Bring back some of these guys:

Honestly, look at that jackal ass Oriole. He's not even smiling like most mascots, but rather grinning devilishly as he puts ninjas to sleep with a piece of lumber.