Thursday, May 17, 2012

A Jackal Mission.

The Mission: get my shit on, on politicians, shit on politicians Jackal Orders: okay lets be honest, I am talking to two Jackals right now, so listen up Boogers, and listen up Rusty, okay wait, we all know SS is lurking out there and probably Head too, so okay here goes: the four of you must procure as many political bumper stickers as possible for BHMF, I need them badly and I will pay postage, just get a bunch of stickers and send them to me The reasons why: by this point you all must be wondering why I need these stickers, well let me explain. You see BHMF lives off the grid and therefore does not have a conventional sewage system. This means BHMF (like other real Alaskans) shits in a bucket. We call it a honey bucket. Not sure why its called a honeybucket but thats what it is called. So anyway BHMF wants to spruce his honeybucket up a little bit and thought it would be a good idea to line the bucket with stickers of people he really hates. Thats when he got the idea about the political stickers. I think most of the stickers will go on the outside of the bucket. But a few real hated nemesis' stickers could go directly on the inside bottom portion of the bucket. The bucket would need to be cleaned to do this but BHMF really wants to directly shit on a few people so whoever can find stickers for the following politicians would make BHMF real happy. The arch nemesis list: Palin, Obama, Clinton (especially Hillary), Any member of the Bush family, Mitt, Cheney, McCain, Al Gore, etc.......we are about to be in the middle of a fierce political campaign, the likes of which we have never seen before. And you guys live in the epicenter of all this madness so I am expecting big things from everyone. Don't let me down.......