Keep it Jackal as fuck and never let your clone show
Aaaawwwwwwwwww yeeeaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! This is what the fuck I'm talking about!!!!! Put my boys jersey in the fucking rafters where it belongs. Let Scar Shoulders howl from the top of his lungs during the ceremony. Let the good vibes of one of the most JACKAL Terps of all time wash over you. 
"Share some of that sweetness for me coach!" -Kyle Singler
As a broadcaster, way to stay fucking neutral(sorry BD2, I can't restrain my emotions to smuggle this post into your work place, besides, those assholes make you work a full week by Wednesday, so you can just blog while you work from home). Jackals, do me a solid and UNF this fag's blog early and often throughout the weekend, ESPECIALLY if our Terps have to beat that ass again. Speaking of which, who is this bitch calling Rodney Dangerfield?
I never really liked this song until yesterday, has a nice ring to it in the remix...
Was your boy right or was your boy right? Did MD go nine deep? Did Mosley, Williams, and The General all have legs left at the end of the game while Coach Ks players left shot after shot after shot short? Yes. And Yes.
And then on SportsCenter I see Scheyer crying after the game... Why you ask? Because my boy Grievis punched him in the mouth with runners and took ACC POY from him.
VIVA EL CALLEJERO!
We'll be going deep tonight, to wear out Puke who plays a busted rotation of 6.5 guys. My boy Padgett might even get in SportsCenters Top Ten plays with a block or dunk.
He's actually turned things around nicely and contributed after I swore to Anubis that I would charge the court and punch him in his throat if he didn't start hustling again.
Sugar Sean has been spitting hot fire the last week. Dude must have the Mazda 6 wiretapped. After Ballstrami called him out, Sugar turned it on.
Eric Hayes? The 31st most efficient offensive player in the country. If Hayes takes 12+ shots, MD does not lose. To anyone. Get out there and do your thing boy.
Jordan Williams? Who knew a freshman would be the second most consistent player on the team. Jordan "Jackal" Williams has been getting his man on ever since the Villanova game. Firing up the home crowd, playing solid D, dunking on fools. Got to have it. Got to love it.
Last but not least. The General. The leader. El Callejero. The Street Baller. This is his game. His Senior night. His ACC Player of the Year clinching performance. His last game in Comcast before his name goes to the rafters. My boys got Cajones the size of Anubis's legacy. My boys got more shimmies than Jackals on the Shenanigans dance floor. The man who made Tico owe me $20. Long live the street baller. Viva El Callejero. Respect thy Gangsta.
It's just plain on tonight. My boys ain't no joke. It's go time. Let's get to it.
LETS GO MARYLAND!
Looks like watching Dancing With the Stars just got a whole lot more jackal. It's pretty relative, because half-naked women are readily available. But if you're married and your wife makes you watch the show, give yourself a silent fist pump when she's not looking.
